Evan Krummel
@krml.me
Student & Creative Professional based in Grand Rapids, MI.
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*Kermit voice
Timmy, Daddy's going to be away for a while in a correctional facility
Timmy, Daddy's going to be away for a while in a correctional facility
April 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
*Kermit voice
Timmy, Daddy's going to be away for a while in a correctional facility
Timmy, Daddy's going to be away for a while in a correctional facility
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Jesus, unfamiliar with even the concept of an automobile, fumbled haplessly with the wheel.
April 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Jesus, unfamiliar with even the concept of an automobile, fumbled haplessly with the wheel.
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having a relaxed and confident breakdown
April 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
having a relaxed and confident breakdown
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SATAN: Is there any way to make camping worse?
INVENTOR OF THE MUSIC FESTIVAL: I'm about to blow your mind
INVENTOR OF THE MUSIC FESTIVAL: I'm about to blow your mind
April 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
SATAN: Is there any way to make camping worse?
INVENTOR OF THE MUSIC FESTIVAL: I'm about to blow your mind
INVENTOR OF THE MUSIC FESTIVAL: I'm about to blow your mind
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American cheese is just regular cheese with 70k in hospital bills
March 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
American cheese is just regular cheese with 70k in hospital bills
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am i walkin here?
(new yorker in the midst of existential crisis)
(new yorker in the midst of existential crisis)
November 16, 2024 at 10:32 PM
am i walkin here?
(new yorker in the midst of existential crisis)
(new yorker in the midst of existential crisis)
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I hope reincarnation doesn’t exist because I can’t do this shit twice.
April 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I hope reincarnation doesn’t exist because I can’t do this shit twice.
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growing up as a kid i always knew i wanted to fall asleep on the couch and wake up 3 hours later with the tv still on and my hand still in the bag of doritos
April 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
growing up as a kid i always knew i wanted to fall asleep on the couch and wake up 3 hours later with the tv still on and my hand still in the bag of doritos
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if the horrors could maybe slow down i have a stitch in my side and my legs are tired
April 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if the horrors could maybe slow down i have a stitch in my side and my legs are tired
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aardvark
bardvark
cardvark
dardvark
eardvark
fardvark
gardvark
hardvark
iardvark
jardvark
kardvark
lardvark
mardvark
nardvark
oardvark
pardvark
qardvark
rardvark
sardvark
tardvark
uardvark
vardvark
wardvark
xardvark
yardvark
zardvark
bardvark
cardvark
dardvark
eardvark
fardvark
gardvark
hardvark
iardvark
jardvark
kardvark
lardvark
mardvark
nardvark
oardvark
pardvark
qardvark
rardvark
sardvark
tardvark
uardvark
vardvark
wardvark
xardvark
yardvark
zardvark
April 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
aardvark
bardvark
cardvark
dardvark
eardvark
fardvark
gardvark
hardvark
iardvark
jardvark
kardvark
lardvark
mardvark
nardvark
oardvark
pardvark
qardvark
rardvark
sardvark
tardvark
uardvark
vardvark
wardvark
xardvark
yardvark
zardvark
bardvark
cardvark
dardvark
eardvark
fardvark
gardvark
hardvark
iardvark
jardvark
kardvark
lardvark
mardvark
nardvark
oardvark
pardvark
qardvark
rardvark
sardvark
tardvark
uardvark
vardvark
wardvark
xardvark
yardvark
zardvark
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Me: *stands on one leg*
My flamenco teacher: No.
My flamenco teacher: No.
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Me: *stands on one leg*
My flamenco teacher: No.
My flamenco teacher: No.
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how many two factor authentications until i reach enlightenment
March 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
how many two factor authentications until i reach enlightenment
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child custody rap battle
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
child custody rap battle
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I like to think of it as a trolley *opportunity*
January 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I like to think of it as a trolley *opportunity*
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This shows up in my “self-identified rurality” video, where the peer-reviewed research finds that people who identify and behave as “rural” (regardless of where they actually live) experience higher rates of all kinds of sedentary-related disease
I think this is my underrated pet issue, that american transportation and roads and city planning is making us sick and unhealthy with aggregate more expensive healthcare outcomes
This happened to me when I went in for a routine checkup in Vegas. I told them I didn’t have a car and I just walk and bike everywhere, and they (1) looked at me like I was crazy and (2) told me I’m in the 99th percentile of non-sedentary behavior
December 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
This shows up in my “self-identified rurality” video, where the peer-reviewed research finds that people who identify and behave as “rural” (regardless of where they actually live) experience higher rates of all kinds of sedentary-related disease
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if you're walking down the sidewalk and see a rock, you can pick up the rock and put it down somewhere else. most of them are not glued down
December 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM
if you're walking down the sidewalk and see a rock, you can pick up the rock and put it down somewhere else. most of them are not glued down
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Had a intelligent conversation earlier took a while to get my stupidity back.
December 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Had a intelligent conversation earlier took a while to get my stupidity back.
I'm just here for the custom handles...
November 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I'm just here for the custom handles...