Charlotte Not-Sanguine
@knaveryesque.bsky.social
Cryptic/dry utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D, She/they.
Pinned
The Big Bang isn't the background noise of the universe, it's the ghosts of sentient beings screaming forever in the dark.
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I can't get over studios having a successful, original *ensemble mystery* franchise on their hands and not caring about making more money off of it. It's not even a question of getting distracted by AI bullshit, it's a six-year-old series!
For that matter, giving this and Wake Up Dead Man actual wide releases, when I saw this in theaters the three days Netflix allowed it to play, the screening was packed.
My big opinion about that movie is that if Hollywood were still functional some executive would’ve slammed a fist down on his desk & shouted, “Put that Janelle Monae in EVERYTHING!”
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I can't get over studios having a successful, original *ensemble mystery* franchise on their hands and not caring about making more money off of it. It's not even a question of getting distracted by AI bullshit, it's a six-year-old series!
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
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The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
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I only know about this through family lore: the family dachshund once made off with the entire (yet to be cooked) turkey; they finally found him in the laundry room with his little butt wiggling out from the turkey's neck hole while he munched away at the inside
It was a tur-dachshund
It was a tur-dachshund
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I only know about this through family lore: the family dachshund once made off with the entire (yet to be cooked) turkey; they finally found him in the laundry room with his little butt wiggling out from the turkey's neck hole while he munched away at the inside
It was a tur-dachshund
It was a tur-dachshund
A lack of charisma should be called a dersh.
here is the full clip, which they haven't posted here yet. i am grateful they summarized it b/c ... oof. the clip is worse than the summary. it takes her almost 4 minutes to get through this. x.com/DropSiteNews...
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A lack of charisma should be called a dersh.
A guy so uncharismatic, he can't even buy a pierogi.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A guy so uncharismatic, he can't even buy a pierogi.
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Dystopian jewelry has entered the chat. Think Mad Max meets Cloud Atlas.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dystopian jewelry has entered the chat. Think Mad Max meets Cloud Atlas.
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My buddy just called Robert Kennedy Jr. “Dr. Felchi” and I don’t think I’m gonna recover…
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My buddy just called Robert Kennedy Jr. “Dr. Felchi” and I don’t think I’m gonna recover…
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This is an older article I still link to all the time because it continues to be so relevant. electricliterature.com/taylor-swift...
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is an older article I still link to all the time because it continues to be so relevant. electricliterature.com/taylor-swift...
A sign I need to watch Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss.
Sometimes I think about these scenes and how unfortunately necessary they are.
Moxxie and Charlie are bisexual but still have to explicitly state it only for the fandom to say Moxxie is straight and Charlie is a lesbian.
Stop erasing bisexuality.
Moxxie and Charlie are bisexual but still have to explicitly state it only for the fandom to say Moxxie is straight and Charlie is a lesbian.
Stop erasing bisexuality.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A sign I need to watch Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss.
Share a smile.
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Share a smile.
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"At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create the Torment Nexus"
"the president has directed the Department of Energy to launch an AI project called the genesis mission" sounds like something out of a technothriller
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create the Torment Nexus"
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In Mussolini's Italy, the fascist movement was obsessed with people wearing suitable attire in all social settings. Thomas Mann describes this brilliantly in one of his novellas. The fact that transportation secretary Duffy obsesses over how one should dress to fly in an airplane, while being
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
In Mussolini's Italy, the fascist movement was obsessed with people wearing suitable attire in all social settings. Thomas Mann describes this brilliantly in one of his novellas. The fact that transportation secretary Duffy obsesses over how one should dress to fly in an airplane, while being
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Say what you want about 90s kids, but No Blood For Oil and Don't Sell Out are pretty good advice to live by.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Say what you want about 90s kids, but No Blood For Oil and Don't Sell Out are pretty good advice to live by.
Per the LIBRARY AT MOUNT CHAR a new victim needs to be bound & transformed.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Per the LIBRARY AT MOUNT CHAR a new victim needs to be bound & transformed.
DB Cooper day reminds me of one of my fave Leverage episodes & a fave Loki bit.
On November 24, 1971, a man using the name Dan Cooper boarded a flight from Portland, Oregon, to Seattle.
This marked the beginning of a legendary but unsolved heist, a cold case that’s among the most infamous criminal mysteries in American history. 🧵⬇️
This marked the beginning of a legendary but unsolved heist, a cold case that’s among the most infamous criminal mysteries in American history. 🧵⬇️
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
DB Cooper day reminds me of one of my fave Leverage episodes & a fave Loki bit.
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Happy DB Cooper Day to all who celebrate.
On November 24, 1971, a man using the name Dan Cooper boarded a flight from Portland, Oregon, to Seattle.
This marked the beginning of a legendary but unsolved heist, a cold case that’s among the most infamous criminal mysteries in American history. 🧵⬇️
This marked the beginning of a legendary but unsolved heist, a cold case that’s among the most infamous criminal mysteries in American history. 🧵⬇️
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy DB Cooper Day to all who celebrate.
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I love this show so much. The original Nathan Detroit was played by Sam Levene. He wasn't really a singer but they made the music work for him.
Guys and Dolls—perhaps the quintessential Golden Age musical comedy—opened at the 46th Street Theatre on this date 75 years ago.
(The legendary Jo Mielziner did the sets)
(The legendary Jo Mielziner did the sets)
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I love this show so much. The original Nathan Detroit was played by Sam Levene. He wasn't really a singer but they made the music work for him.
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Spiritualism skyrocketed in the US after its brutal Civil War killed roughly 750,000 people - and now in the wake of Covid’s million+ death toll, modern Americans are using ChatGPT to speak with the spirits. In this paper I will
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Spiritualism skyrocketed in the US after its brutal Civil War killed roughly 750,000 people - and now in the wake of Covid’s million+ death toll, modern Americans are using ChatGPT to speak with the spirits. In this paper I will
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
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God DAMN this is a good ranking.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
God DAMN this is a good ranking.
Cat knocked over a user’s laptop today, breaking the screen aka a catastrophe.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cat knocked over a user’s laptop today, breaking the screen aka a catastrophe.
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