Kiel Schmitz
kjschmitz.bsky.social
Kiel Schmitz
@kjschmitz.bsky.social
Perennial Lurker
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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A+ merch
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Matthew Stafford is unreal. He's a fucking madman.
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Late night biryani with taxi drivers at Kebab King in Jackson Heights.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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TIMELINE CLEANSE
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Great camera work from ESPN to catch Ty Chandler looking to KOC on the sideline before bringing the kickoff out
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC
September 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Among those who stood with Kilmar Abrego Garcia — the “Maryland father” referenced here — before he was once again detained by ICE last week were an array of clergy, including an Episcopal bishop. religionnews.com/2025/08/25/o...
September 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Also the "rise" in these diseases has much more to do with (a) better diagnosis and access to care (b) people not dying of other things that we have fixed. In the 1960s no one knew if you had cardiac disease, you just keeled over. And many people died first of diseases we can now treat
September 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Now we have the chief of the entire Aurora PD confirming that Flocks don't just passively capture license plate information and vehicle stills, they record video that can be used in investigations--contrary to everything they've ever told us. @404media.co

sentinelcolorado.com/metro/aurora...
Aurora chief defends officer in fatal shooting of Black man during traffic altercation - Sentinel Colorado
"I ask the community to please realize we are going to provide real and factual information, and I ask for their support in this process.”
sentinelcolorado.com
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Okay, that's pretty good.
June 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The fastest player to reach 5,000 career points in WNBA history…

A’JA WILSON.
June 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Great question. One reason we aren’t seeing as many lawsuits against these operations (besides the fact that litigators are stretched thin) is a Supreme Court case from 2022 that has made lawsuits against ICE operations much harder to bring. I wrote this piece at the time.

slate.com/news-and-pol...
June 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Not sure I ever shared the glamour shots of me and @rotopat.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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America: NOT ENOUGH SVENS! MORE SVENS.

Sweden: what the
1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️
May 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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ja morant celebrating by miming shooting the VX gas rockets at San Francisco after taking over Alcatraz
April 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
LLMs can't stop making up software dependencies and sabotaging everything
: Hallucinated package names fuel 'slopsquatting'
www.theregister.com
April 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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We stand by our reporting.

So read it here:
April 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM