Misty Water Calamari
@kittenparades.bsky.social
Eight prehensile tentacle teats and an unquenchable thirst for human blood.
Religious but not spiritual.
Religious but not spiritual.
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why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
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If you were a billionaire pedophile would you want to spend time with Ricky Gervais?
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If you were a billionaire pedophile would you want to spend time with Ricky Gervais?
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Wake up babe, new Vatican Conclave process just dropped
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Wake up babe, new Vatican Conclave process just dropped
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Kirk Thatcher, a special effects guy who had the cameo as the punk on the bus, was also the guy who wrote the music he was blasting! He got to reprise the role decades later in “Star Trek: Picard” but that time he was sensible enough to turn down the music when Seven of Nine asked him to.
October 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Kirk Thatcher, a special effects guy who had the cameo as the punk on the bus, was also the guy who wrote the music he was blasting! He got to reprise the role decades later in “Star Trek: Picard” but that time he was sensible enough to turn down the music when Seven of Nine asked him to.
Couldn't have predicted that ending in a million years but will now expect it for everything.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Couldn't have predicted that ending in a million years but will now expect it for everything.
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Say what you like, that guy was so far ahead of his time.
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Say what you like, that guy was so far ahead of his time.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
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Historically speaking, the problem of the overwhelming power of royalty and aristocracy has been resolved by the wealthy agreeing to reduced influence. The alternative to that has traditionally been them accepting reduced stature, in the sense they are personally made about seven inches shorter.
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Historically speaking, the problem of the overwhelming power of royalty and aristocracy has been resolved by the wealthy agreeing to reduced influence. The alternative to that has traditionally been them accepting reduced stature, in the sense they are personally made about seven inches shorter.
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Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park
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I see we've all decided the gloves are off and the boot is getting put in, to clear the way for Wes. Wonder if they think it will go any differently with a different repellent creature nobody likes?
From Patrick Maguire's sub stack. Says an awful lot, and none of it good.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I see we've all decided the gloves are off and the boot is getting put in, to clear the way for Wes. Wonder if they think it will go any differently with a different repellent creature nobody likes?
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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Where's Waldo? (2013)
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Where's Waldo? (2013)
Today's tiles in Connections 😀
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Today's tiles in Connections 😀
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True Welsh poetry
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
True Welsh poetry
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All my comics have happy endings!
They're so adorable at that age ❤️
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
They're so adorable at that age ❤️
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Just reupping. When a grifter flanked by 2 snake-oil salesmen lackeys points at 2 things&says they're linked, the press doesn't have to attend to "nuance" & "uncertainty" bc these are grifters making shit up. We went through this w/the Wakefield shit & what are the lessons learned?
The autism announcement was a full-on grift. Eugenicist exploitation of autism as “threat” is all for $. They’ve been at it for 20+ years& some of us have seen this over&over. There is no uncertainty to be earnestly explored here. It. Is. Grift.
Hellloooooo, journalists! Covering the Mon announcement abt #autism? CHECK OUT the last 3 @thinkingautism.com newsletters for background on the loooong trail of grift in mitochondria-autism industry, starting w/a man who co-authored entire study abt his own daughter w/o disclosing the relationship.🧵
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just reupping. When a grifter flanked by 2 snake-oil salesmen lackeys points at 2 things&says they're linked, the press doesn't have to attend to "nuance" & "uncertainty" bc these are grifters making shit up. We went through this w/the Wakefield shit & what are the lessons learned?
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Should probably offer a different vision to Reform's, then
Keir Starmer to warn Labour that battle with Reform is ‘fight for soul of the nation’
Keir Starmer to warn Labour that battle with Reform is ‘fight for soul of the nation’
Exclusive: PM says history will not forgive his government if it fails to confront and defeat the populist right
Keir Starmer will warn the Labour party that it is in a “fight for the soul of the nation” and that history will not forgive his government if it fails to confront and defeat Reform UK and the populist right.
Speaking to the Guardian ahead of a vital conference for his leadership, he said he would tell disgruntled party members that now was “not the time for introspection” and infighting. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Should probably offer a different vision to Reform's, then
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If it's a crime for a man to bring his toilet seat into B&Q and hold it up against all the new toilet seats to check they fit then I'll guess you'll just have to arrest me now!
September 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If it's a crime for a man to bring his toilet seat into B&Q and hold it up against all the new toilet seats to check they fit then I'll guess you'll just have to arrest me now!
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And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!
November 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM
And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!