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Misty Water Calamari
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Eight prehensile tentacle teats and an unquenchable thirst for human blood.

Religious but not spiritual.
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Spider-Man (2002)
Top frame: Spider-man looks down, literally and metaphorically, at Bonesaw McGraw: "That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" Second frame: Bonesaw looks up while audience gasps. Bottom frame: Spider-Man is published in every right wing newspaper in the world with his op-ed "Here's what happened when they tried to cancel me. My $3000 prize for lasting 3 minutes with Bonesaw McGraw was withheld - we're supposed to believe in free speech"
August 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) on twitter: "Guy inventing Accordion: I'm gonna make this suitcase so fucking loud"
January 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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"Hey girl, are you an obelisk, because I'm trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination"
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
kittenparades.bsky.social
"Why would you empty your filthy fishtank out through your first floor window into the shared back patio?"
January 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
kittenparades.bsky.social
Eye-openingly correct, yet I will learn nothing from this.
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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even as a joke i won't say copilot is the best at anything
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Yes, I Mourn My Village. But When It Comes To Talk Of World War, Three's A Crowd!
The Guardian Opinion monkey
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM