karpad
@karpad.bsky.social
I dont know why people call the Bible honophobic. In context its clear Pontius Pilate is the bad guy when he calls Jesus and Icky Homo.
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I dont know why people call the Bible honophobic. In context its clear Pontius Pilate is the bad guy when he calls Jesus and Icky Homo.
The fact that Davos is full of european armed guards who are directing force at protesters and not one of them is even considering it is proof Europe has less of a leg to stand on than the Anerican civilians they're bitching at
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The fact that Davos is full of european armed guards who are directing force at protesters and not one of them is even considering it is proof Europe has less of a leg to stand on than the Anerican civilians they're bitching at
Love to see Europeans talk about the international order as if this isn't how it's always worked and they aren't a part of this system. This is, effectively, Texas asserting their having guns and loving Freedom more means they should own Liberty Island instead of New Jersey
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Love to see Europeans talk about the international order as if this isn't how it's always worked and they aren't a part of this system. This is, effectively, Texas asserting their having guns and loving Freedom more means they should own Liberty Island instead of New Jersey
What if Indiana Jones was an experimental archeologist so he just killed nazis with his knapped flint projects
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
What if Indiana Jones was an experimental archeologist so he just killed nazis with his knapped flint projects
"Freud was a hack with insane opinions that di not match reality" i say
I see "boy mom tiktok"
I revise my first opinion.
I see "boy mom tiktok"
I revise my first opinion.
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
"Freud was a hack with insane opinions that di not match reality" i say
I see "boy mom tiktok"
I revise my first opinion.
I see "boy mom tiktok"
I revise my first opinion.
"New RPG campaign, session 2 cancelled"
Eat shit, Hemingway
Eat shit, Hemingway
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
"New RPG campaign, session 2 cancelled"
Eat shit, Hemingway
Eat shit, Hemingway
If I were an oil executive, would consider the IG Farben Trial convictions forbenefiting my portfolio at the behest of a rapidly declining pedophile and wonder if the potential prison time in the future would be worth the money now.
Because at this point. There will HAVE to be a fall guy.
Because at this point. There will HAVE to be a fall guy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If I were an oil executive, would consider the IG Farben Trial convictions forbenefiting my portfolio at the behest of a rapidly declining pedophile and wonder if the potential prison time in the future would be worth the money now.
Because at this point. There will HAVE to be a fall guy.
Because at this point. There will HAVE to be a fall guy.
So everyone saying "Maduro was bad but..." do you even have a source for that first part that isn't breathless quotes from be-lanyarded ghouls who will assert killing babies with fentanyl in colorado are among his very real crimes?
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
So everyone saying "Maduro was bad but..." do you even have a source for that first part that isn't breathless quotes from be-lanyarded ghouls who will assert killing babies with fentanyl in colorado are among his very real crimes?
Remember like a month ago when this administration tried to have a big show trial to charge a guy as a terrorist for throwing a sandwich and their fully made up evidence ended with an acquittal?
A repetition would be very funny if dreadfully bleak
A repetition would be very funny if dreadfully bleak
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Remember like a month ago when this administration tried to have a big show trial to charge a guy as a terrorist for throwing a sandwich and their fully made up evidence ended with an acquittal?
A repetition would be very funny if dreadfully bleak
A repetition would be very funny if dreadfully bleak
Fun fact: despite basically unpersoning hundreds of sex workers and creative for the crime of drawing tits while queer, you can still use a Mastercard to pay your X checkmark verification fee after its been exposed as just a giant engine for producing revenge porn and CSAM.
Wait that's not fun.
Wait that's not fun.
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Fun fact: despite basically unpersoning hundreds of sex workers and creative for the crime of drawing tits while queer, you can still use a Mastercard to pay your X checkmark verification fee after its been exposed as just a giant engine for producing revenge porn and CSAM.
Wait that's not fun.
Wait that's not fun.
"So by the miraculous and studious works of our most learned chiurgeons, men born with the hearts and minds of women, or women with the hearts and minds of men, can have a body that suits them just as God almighty intended them." I say.
"Woaw. Based" says Richard II Lionheart.
"Woaw. Based" says Richard II Lionheart.
December 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"So by the miraculous and studious works of our most learned chiurgeons, men born with the hearts and minds of women, or women with the hearts and minds of men, can have a body that suits them just as God almighty intended them." I say.
"Woaw. Based" says Richard II Lionheart.
"Woaw. Based" says Richard II Lionheart.
My opposition to AI would disappear if it was relegated where it belongs: an art toy, like spirograph or a cat-piano for babies. Maybe once in a blue moon some weirdo does an installation with it to comment on the blurred line between play and expression, but nowhere connected to money or power
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My opposition to AI would disappear if it was relegated where it belongs: an art toy, like spirograph or a cat-piano for babies. Maybe once in a blue moon some weirdo does an installation with it to comment on the blurred line between play and expression, but nowhere connected to money or power
@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social what constitutes "a festive song?" Can we get a ruling?
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social what constitutes "a festive song?" Can we get a ruling?
"Actually it was 9th dimensional chess! I knew just releasing another report on abuses of migrants by this administration would just roll off everyone's backs, so I censored it to make people care about it!"
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"What do you mean 'Julius Streicher was executed for his crimes?' I'm nothing like him!"
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"What do you mean 'Julius Streicher was executed for his crimes?' I'm nothing like him!"
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Actually it was 9th dimensional chess! I knew just releasing another report on abuses of migrants by this administration would just roll off everyone's backs, so I censored it to make people care about it!"
...
"What do you mean 'Julius Streicher was executed for his crimes?' I'm nothing like him!"
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"What do you mean 'Julius Streicher was executed for his crimes?' I'm nothing like him!"
Them humiliate themselves trying to shot put or fence or swim the 100m at levels that by design will be worse than most high school level competition
A lot of people are rightfully dunking on the hunger games announcement, but are leaving out how much a competition of "one man and one woman from each state" would either be exactly one event, or suck incredibly bad. It takes a lifetime of training to be a top sprinter, and now we have to watch
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Them humiliate themselves trying to shot put or fence or swim the 100m at levels that by design will be worse than most high school level competition
A lot of people are rightfully dunking on the hunger games announcement, but are leaving out how much a competition of "one man and one woman from each state" would either be exactly one event, or suck incredibly bad. It takes a lifetime of training to be a top sprinter, and now we have to watch
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A lot of people are rightfully dunking on the hunger games announcement, but are leaving out how much a competition of "one man and one woman from each state" would either be exactly one event, or suck incredibly bad. It takes a lifetime of training to be a top sprinter, and now we have to watch
This economy is cooked, bro. I'm moving all my money into cowrie shells and small jade fragments
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This economy is cooked, bro. I'm moving all my money into cowrie shells and small jade fragments
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"My mon was unitarian but I was raised Jewish but im bahai but im buddhist" respectfully, pick a lane.
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"My mon was unitarian but I was raised Jewish but im bahai but im buddhist" respectfully, pick a lane.
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
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It is cool that whether it's landlords, doctors, or cops, there are whole private forums full of them that are occasionally breached and every single fucking post is like "guys this grandma is bothering me how do I legally kill her"
May 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
It is cool that whether it's landlords, doctors, or cops, there are whole private forums full of them that are occasionally breached and every single fucking post is like "guys this grandma is bothering me how do I legally kill her"
The slogan "trans rights are human rights" is good, but in my estimation it does not go far enough. Human rights are trabs rights. If you do not have the legal and social right to assert your own identity in your own body, you do not meaningfully have other rights.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The slogan "trans rights are human rights" is good, but in my estimation it does not go far enough. Human rights are trabs rights. If you do not have the legal and social right to assert your own identity in your own body, you do not meaningfully have other rights.
@pushinguproses.bsky.social so follow up question on the little guys? Do you think any will be fired and glazed in time for a holiday gift? What sort of price point are we looking at? I am interested in this
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@pushinguproses.bsky.social so follow up question on the little guys? Do you think any will be fired and glazed in time for a holiday gift? What sort of price point are we looking at? I am interested in this