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Front squat PR but it’s a snow shovel.
January 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Front squat PR but it’s a snow shovel.
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This year I learned how to let go. I wish I could say it was through a deep revelation but really it was because of that show with the alcoholic horse
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
This year I learned how to let go. I wish I could say it was through a deep revelation but really it was because of that show with the alcoholic horse
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there’s no way Santa’s reindeer have a good union if they’re pulling a sleigh across the entire world in one night
December 24, 2024 at 5:33 PM
there’s no way Santa’s reindeer have a good union if they’re pulling a sleigh across the entire world in one night
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Dreaming of creaming
December 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Dreaming of creaming
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i waved at a dog in traffic and it barked back. that’s my president.
December 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
i waved at a dog in traffic and it barked back. that’s my president.
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airplanes are amazing. you sit in a chair in the sky, and sometimes a baby screams at you for 8 hours straight.
December 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
airplanes are amazing. you sit in a chair in the sky, and sometimes a baby screams at you for 8 hours straight.
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i wish that when my microwave is done the timer would just stay humble about it
December 19, 2024 at 6:09 PM
i wish that when my microwave is done the timer would just stay humble about it
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I touched grass, and it slapped me, so now I am back inside
December 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I touched grass, and it slapped me, so now I am back inside
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the sheer amount of air freshener some ubers have is violent and ought to be considered chemical warfare
December 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
the sheer amount of air freshener some ubers have is violent and ought to be considered chemical warfare
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this would be a very opportune time to bring back the guillotine
December 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
this would be a very opportune time to bring back the guillotine
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cyber monday would be more exciting if there was a way to remotely trample someone to death at Walmart
December 2, 2024 at 7:57 PM
cyber monday would be more exciting if there was a way to remotely trample someone to death at Walmart
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men will literally climb mount everest instead of sitting quietly in a room and drinking a glass of water
December 18, 2024 at 5:16 PM
men will literally climb mount everest instead of sitting quietly in a room and drinking a glass of water
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Is there a Dunning-Kruger effect for being funny? Because I think I have that.
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Is there a Dunning-Kruger effect for being funny? Because I think I have that.
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Hobbies include always missing the point
December 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Hobbies include always missing the point
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i just finished baby proofing the apartment [rattles locks] no way they're getting back in
December 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
i just finished baby proofing the apartment [rattles locks] no way they're getting back in
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This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.
December 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.
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If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 AM
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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I went to select “see less like this” and accidentally opened the offending post. Now the algorithm is like “whelp, you’ve shown your true colors. This is now your preferred content.”
December 14, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I went to select “see less like this” and accidentally opened the offending post. Now the algorithm is like “whelp, you’ve shown your true colors. This is now your preferred content.”
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Do you think the first unicyclist was bike curious
December 18, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Do you think the first unicyclist was bike curious
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They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later
December 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later
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god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
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I have watched two or three youtube videos and believe I could build a house
June 5, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I have watched two or three youtube videos and believe I could build a house
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if you offer dracula a little bit of your blood for free he'll probably respect you more
December 17, 2024 at 5:09 PM
if you offer dracula a little bit of your blood for free he'll probably respect you more