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When I best someone in a battle of wits I shout "King me!" instead of "Checkmate!" because I can't play chess
Flirting
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Flirting
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NEW: 2020 footage said to be in 2025. A neighbor who keeps reappearing in the same clip, said to be on different days & months. A broadcast from elsewhere suggested as Portland.
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops
After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence wa...
www.propublica.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
NEW: 2020 footage said to be in 2025. A neighbor who keeps reappearing in the same clip, said to be on different days & months. A broadcast from elsewhere suggested as Portland.
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
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Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Once you experience a place it lives in you
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Once you experience a place it lives in you
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me, as a therapist: omg samesies
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
me, as a therapist: omg samesies
it's always good to be on a "Love you, babe!" basis with your mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
it's always good to be on a "Love you, babe!" basis with your mechanic
"Dammit, plot - will you please stop thickening?"
- Me
- Me
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"Dammit, plot - will you please stop thickening?"
- Me
- Me
There is something about eating a pomegranate that always makes me feel like a wild beast
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
There is something about eating a pomegranate that always makes me feel like a wild beast
Welcome to your 40s
1/4 of your high school friends are now dead
1/4 of your high school friends are now dead
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Welcome to your 40s
1/4 of your high school friends are now dead
1/4 of your high school friends are now dead
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BREAKING: In a sweeping victory for voters, a Utah judge struck down the GOP’s latest gerrymander ruling that lawmakers violated the state constitution. This restores a voter-approved ban on partisan gerrymandering and enacts a fairer map for 2026.
Utah Judge Strikes Down GOP Gerrymander, Restores Voter-Approved Fair Map
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
BREAKING: In a sweeping victory for voters, a Utah judge struck down the GOP’s latest gerrymander ruling that lawmakers violated the state constitution. This restores a voter-approved ban on partisan gerrymandering and enacts a fairer map for 2026.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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If tweets are "skeets" here, then a banger must be a "wanger" here
It's science
It's science
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If tweets are "skeets" here, then a banger must be a "wanger" here
It's science
It's science
Finally drunk enough to watch "Wicked"
I have a crush on everyone in this movie except Ethan Slater
I have a crush on everyone in this movie except Ethan Slater
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Finally drunk enough to watch "Wicked"
I have a crush on everyone in this movie except Ethan Slater
I have a crush on everyone in this movie except Ethan Slater
Calm // Not so calm
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Calm // Not so calm
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We were at Petco and saw this finch that looked like trump, staring at another finch's rack
December 7, 2024 at 4:21 AM
We were at Petco and saw this finch that looked like trump, staring at another finch's rack
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Give it to me, baby
[me when I take candy from a baby]
[me when I take candy from a baby]
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Give it to me, baby
[me when I take candy from a baby]
[me when I take candy from a baby]
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Everyone: "God hates a quitter"
God: "No, I said I hate TWITTER"; proceeds to fuck up Twitter
God: "No, I said I hate TWITTER"; proceeds to fuck up Twitter
December 11, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Everyone: "God hates a quitter"
God: "No, I said I hate TWITTER"; proceeds to fuck up Twitter
God: "No, I said I hate TWITTER"; proceeds to fuck up Twitter
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not many know this but "christmas" means "more christ" in spanish
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
not many know this but "christmas" means "more christ" in spanish
"All Her Fault" with Sarah Snook and Jake Lacy was really good
Entire season is streaming on Peacock, if you need something to binge
Entire season is streaming on Peacock, if you need something to binge
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"All Her Fault" with Sarah Snook and Jake Lacy was really good
Entire season is streaming on Peacock, if you need something to binge
Entire season is streaming on Peacock, if you need something to binge