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When I best someone in a battle of wits I shout "King me!" instead of "Checkmate!" because I can't play chess
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men only want one thing and that's to wear a tshirt until it's just a neckband with two threads hanging off it
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
men only want one thing and that's to wear a tshirt until it's just a neckband with two threads hanging off it
I haven't been the same since The Gilded Age killed off Robert Sean Leonard
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I haven't been the same since The Gilded Age killed off Robert Sean Leonard
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Read this 2020 story by the Guardian and you'll understand why the focus on Epstein scares Trump so much. Trump is a sex predator with a history of appalling behavior toward teenage girls.
Teen models, powerful men and private dinners: when Trump hosted Look of the Year
In the early 90s, Donald Trump judged contestants at the world’s biggest modelling competition - since hit by allegations of abuse. This is how the people who were there remember it
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Read this 2020 story by the Guardian and you'll understand why the focus on Epstein scares Trump so much. Trump is a sex predator with a history of appalling behavior toward teenage girls.
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The Nuzzi story is just gross propaganda, an epic romance made of this grifter who breaks ethics on her social rise & a eugenicist dismantling public health in favor of mass death. They're humanizing, validating, offering it to us so it will be palatable. Obviously the paper is bought & sold.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Nuzzi story is just gross propaganda, an epic romance made of this grifter who breaks ethics on her social rise & a eugenicist dismantling public health in favor of mass death. They're humanizing, validating, offering it to us so it will be palatable. Obviously the paper is bought & sold.
It's amazing how much joy Utz Cheese Balls can bestow upon a human soul
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's amazing how much joy Utz Cheese Balls can bestow upon a human soul
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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I need to stop calling my cat Bubba
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I need to stop calling my cat Bubba
Bitey girl
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Bitey girl
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I'm not impervious. I'm very pervious.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm not impervious. I'm very pervious.
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Ok I have to ask for help again. Mine and my mom's storage rent is due. The tow truck, the part, and all of the things wiped out what I had. On top of that, I only got 11 hours last week due to my friend's car breaking down also. I am so embarrassed and sorry to ask. (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ok I have to ask for help again. Mine and my mom's storage rent is due. The tow truck, the part, and all of the things wiped out what I had. On top of that, I only got 11 hours last week due to my friend's car breaking down also. I am so embarrassed and sorry to ask. (1/2)
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me waking up: i can’t wait to nap
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
me waking up: i can’t wait to nap
lol
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
lol
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We must reveal all the terrible secrets of our elites! ... no, that's too many secrets, put some back
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We must reveal all the terrible secrets of our elites! ... no, that's too many secrets, put some back
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Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you!
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
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Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
Late October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben
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November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you!
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
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Just told the kitten "You shall have no pie!" and now I'm living a goddamn nursery rhyme
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just told the kitten "You shall have no pie!" and now I'm living a goddamn nursery rhyme
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie
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Glenderson, fetch me the 1981 Macallan and several of your finest Hots Pocket, s'il vous plait
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Glenderson, fetch me the 1981 Macallan and several of your finest Hots Pocket, s'il vous plait
Flirting
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Flirting
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NEW: 2020 footage said to be in 2025. A neighbor who keeps reappearing in the same clip, said to be on different days & months. A broadcast from elsewhere suggested as Portland.
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops
After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence wa...
www.propublica.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
NEW: 2020 footage said to be in 2025. A neighbor who keeps reappearing in the same clip, said to be on different days & months. A broadcast from elsewhere suggested as Portland.
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
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Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Once you experience a place it lives in you
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Once you experience a place it lives in you