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Matt Gill
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Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)
They said the results were very positive! I don’t know what they were looking for, but they found A LOT of it
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Yes this looks very threatening, but keep in mind that the vast majority never reach the egg and even then fertilization is by no means guaranteed
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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A lot of people are going to walk away from the Ghislaine Maxwell coverage with the impression that our prison system isn’t punitive enough but I’d say it highlights how most everyone else is treated with *deliberate* cruelty.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
People expecting dems to defend clinton are clearly unfamiliar with the long history of democrats throwing their own under the bus at the slightest hint of trouble. Sure, they nearly always do that to women and minorities, but the party can learn and grow
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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There's a reason his name isn't Thomas Thinkerton Williams.
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
sure wish he'd try to distract us by sending us 2000 dollars instead of starting a war
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If I were ever trapped in a paper bag, I would simply rip my way out with my bare hands. Not whatever weird methods you guys are trying
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
maybe the real "but her emails" was the global pedo conspiracy we uncovered along the way
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
no one this bad at writing emails could have succeeded without doing crime
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I mean we all knew it was all true all along, but it's kinda wild that the fake radical democrat epstein files would also include evidence of the fake russia hoax
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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lol there’s a guy sitting outside the senate with a sign that says “Trump never gets Wordle”
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Anyway, it's fine. I don't actually believe there is a both sides to snatching tamale ladies off the streets, that's just my one weird thing.
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
yeah, um, that's why we should be concerned about the rise of "nordic pagans" in the military. definitely the beards
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People keep posting red sky on Bluesky, weird night
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.
This is what bullies want you to think, and it's why they get stronger
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM