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@ordinaryalso.bsky.social
· Jan 22
this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes
when i let go of a hug i make a loud rubber chicken noise
June 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
when i let go of a hug i make a loud rubber chicken noise
weird animal fact. my dog fell asleep on me and i have to pee
June 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
weird animal fact. my dog fell asleep on me and i have to pee
no babe you SHOULD stop all traffic to merge over 3 lanes to make the turn that you almost missed
May 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
no babe you SHOULD stop all traffic to merge over 3 lanes to make the turn that you almost missed
Friday you sexy son of a bitch where have you been?
May 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Friday you sexy son of a bitch where have you been?
let go? when i got the music in me??
May 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
let go? when i got the music in me??
those shops that do custom signs and banners should have a guy spinning a mattress out front
May 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
those shops that do custom signs and banners should have a guy spinning a mattress out front
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We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts.
May 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts.
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[clapping when the plane takes off] peanut time
May 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
[clapping when the plane takes off] peanut time
silly ass words for water activities. oh that’s a boogie board? you’re scooba diving? that’s a snorkel? grow up.
May 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
silly ass words for water activities. oh that’s a boogie board? you’re scooba diving? that’s a snorkel? grow up.
had a job and a family until i missed my exit on the interstate and had to start a new life in a different city
May 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
had a job and a family until i missed my exit on the interstate and had to start a new life in a different city
starting a small diy music project will fix me
May 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
starting a small diy music project will fix me
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bluesky is dead !??!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
May 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
bluesky is dead !??!
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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I'm a vegetarian. But not because I love animals, I just really hate plants.
May 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm a vegetarian. But not because I love animals, I just really hate plants.
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You wouldn’t put pineapple on lasagna
May 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You wouldn’t put pineapple on lasagna
you guys: “bluesky is dying” (several hundred likes)
May 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
you guys: “bluesky is dying” (several hundred likes)
does anyone know a dentist that puts you to sleep? my teeth are fine i just could use the rest
May 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
does anyone know a dentist that puts you to sleep? my teeth are fine i just could use the rest
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I never believed it was butter
May 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I never believed it was butter
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[seeing opp’s mom on the street]
Hey lady! Tell your baby I said *narrows eyes, lowers voice* goo goo gaga
Hey lady! Tell your baby I said *narrows eyes, lowers voice* goo goo gaga
May 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
[seeing opp’s mom on the street]
Hey lady! Tell your baby I said *narrows eyes, lowers voice* goo goo gaga
Hey lady! Tell your baby I said *narrows eyes, lowers voice* goo goo gaga
if i were a honey badger i would still care
May 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
if i were a honey badger i would still care
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Ok so here's the thing: no
May 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ok so here's the thing: no
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oh man you really opened up a can of worms here this is going to be great for our fishing trip
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
oh man you really opened up a can of worms here this is going to be great for our fishing trip
nothing pisses me off more than when i have to hold things
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
nothing pisses me off more than when i have to hold things
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exchanging my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for one that fits
May 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
exchanging my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for one that fits
if i were a cricket i would shut up about it
May 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
if i were a cricket i would shut up about it
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the kangarooster goes g’day a doodle doo
May 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
the kangarooster goes g’day a doodle doo