K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë
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I make a fake-history (OR IS IT?) webcomic called The Kraken Busters, about the US' struggle with sea monsters after World War 2. It's drawn to look sort of like Bill Mauldin illustrating a Ken Burns show. It rules, I promise you.
keithpille.com/the-kraken-b...
keithpille.com/the-kraken-b...
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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This is what you get for touching my controller when playing Mario Kart, Derek.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is what you get for touching my controller when playing Mario Kart, Derek.
Next Bond movie plot: a council of billionaires, who are now good in this continuity, commission Bond to go take out an elderly writer who is making them uncomfortable on the internet
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Next Bond movie plot: a council of billionaires, who are now good in this continuity, commission Bond to go take out an elderly writer who is making them uncomfortable on the internet
hands all fucked up from tying knots; that does feel like a very dad-coded thing, despite my non-dad status
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
hands all fucked up from tying knots; that does feel like a very dad-coded thing, despite my non-dad status
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You know who ELSE didn't have to explain his mysterious resurrection
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You know who ELSE didn't have to explain his mysterious resurrection
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"But doctor I am Pagliacci."
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"But doctor I am Pagliacci."
James Bond, the suave, dignified superspy
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
James Bond, the suave, dignified superspy
TFW hey maybe this is working
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
TFW hey maybe this is working
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
Which editor at DC was it that supposedly had charts and graphs showing that a gorilla on a cover boosted sales by X%?
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Which editor at DC was it that supposedly had charts and graphs showing that a gorilla on a cover boosted sales by X%?
I (sigh) still have to log into facebook a lot more often than I'd like because of band communication stuff, and honestly every time I do it I get a little more convinced that there's something to Dead Internet Theory
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I (sigh) still have to log into facebook a lot more often than I'd like because of band communication stuff, and honestly every time I do it I get a little more convinced that there's something to Dead Internet Theory
I do kind of love the idea that this Horowitz dude no doubt thought he was doing an innocuous little interview about writing Bond, with no idea that it would lead to him getting mercilessly roasted
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I do kind of love the idea that this Horowitz dude no doubt thought he was doing an innocuous little interview about writing Bond, with no idea that it would lead to him getting mercilessly roasted
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Smooth Dunk. Every time💜
Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Smooth Dunk. Every time💜
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
I have a hard time believing they're going to find someone for this
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Dark Pop / Goth / Synth-Rock Band Seeking Live Tech (Twin Cities) - musicians - craigslist
We’re a local dark pop / goth / synth-rock project looking for someone to help with live shows. Currently a two-piece with plans to expand. Our setup involves in-ears, live guitars, vocals, drums,...
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November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have a hard time believing they're going to find someone for this
minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/muc/d/mi...
minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/muc/d/mi...
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Today is the anniversary of the 11-11-84 show by the Replacements that became "The Shit Hits the Fans," a cassette-only official bootleg release by the indie label Twin/Tone a couple months later. Here is the full recording and below is a Rashomon-style thread retelling the tale from multiple POV's.
The Replacements - The Shit Hits The Fans (1985)
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November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Today is the anniversary of the 11-11-84 show by the Replacements that became "The Shit Hits the Fans," a cassette-only official bootleg release by the indie label Twin/Tone a couple months later. Here is the full recording and below is a Rashomon-style thread retelling the tale from multiple POV's.
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Tearfully uttering one last "Sir, this is a Wendys" as they lock the doors.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Tearfully uttering one last "Sir, this is a Wendys" as they lock the doors.
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James Bond is: Stagger Lee
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
James Bond is: Stagger Lee
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Anyway, when this shit comes up, I think back to Marv Wolfman's 1983 interview with TCJ:
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Anyway, when this shit comes up, I think back to Marv Wolfman's 1983 interview with TCJ:
I think my take is that James Bond as a concept stopped making sense around the end of Roger Moore’s tenure, and the raw charisma of Daniel Craig made a dead concept falsely seem viable in the 21st century
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I think my take is that James Bond as a concept stopped making sense around the end of Roger Moore’s tenure, and the raw charisma of Daniel Craig made a dead concept falsely seem viable in the 21st century
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It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell