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Kapitán Jack
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Retro gaming hipster. I emulated consoles before it was cool.
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jon.gvg.io
First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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delafina777.bsky.social
A woman on TikTok did a very simple experiment:

With SNAP benefits paused, would churches give a poor mother with an infant who was starving a can of baby formula?

Spoiler alert: the Protestants failed.

religionunplugged.com/news/kentuck...
Woman’s Church ‘Baby Formula Test’ Goes Viral, Exposing Compassion Gap
A Kentucky woman who was turned down by dozens of churches of various denominations and sizes in the Bible Belt in donating formula to her hungry baby has created a TikTok sensation. Fortunately, a fe...
religionunplugged.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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wldr.xyz
First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
steamed machine ham is this anything
Superintendent Chalmers showing Seymour the grill marks on his steamed ham but I put a steam machine over the burger.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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photonicdog.bsky.social
Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 2d
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
mrhands31.bsky.social Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 2d
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
matthew holness as garth merenghi in his dramatically lit office, dramatically reading a sec scene from one of his books
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social
Marvel Presents: A Team Of Only White Characters Goes Back to 1776 To Learn Why America is Great
comicsxf.com ComicsXF @comicsxf.com · 3d
@adamreck.bsky.social takes Marvel's 1776 #1 to task on its narrow view of history and limited cast: comicsxf.com/2025/11/16/1...
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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lillikoifish.bsky.social
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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thembo.bsky.social
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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colinhemphill.com
I wonder why their attempt to take on Steam didn't work.
Ethan Evans on LinkedIn. As VP of Prime Gaming at Amazon, we failed multiple times to disrupt the game platform Steam. We were at least 250x bigger, and we tried everything. But ultimately, Goliath lost. Here's why: The 15+ year long attempt to challenge Steam started before I was VP of Prime Gaming, but we never cracked the code. Not under my leadership or anyone else's. The first way we tried to enter the online-game-store market was through acquisition. We acquired Reflexive Entertainment (a small PC game store) and tried to scale it. It went nowhere. Then, after buying Twitch, we created our own PC games store. Our assumption was that gamers would naturally buy from us because they were already using Twitch. Wrong. Finally, we built "Luna," a game streaming service that let people play without a high-end PC. Around the same time, Google tried the same thing with their product "Stadia." Neither gained significant traction. The whole time, Steam dominated despite being a relatively small company (compared to Amazon and Google). The mistake was that we underestimated what made consumers use Steam.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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drdragases.bsky.social
The golden age of diversity and democracy in Oz.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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zachrabiroff.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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blondetanamobay.bsky.social
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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jonnyexists.bsky.social
I was at a metal clubnight in Manchester wearing this jacket. The Irish guy queuing at the bar next to me loudly says to the barmaid "Nah, Judge Dredd here was ahead of me"
Sleeveless denim jacket with band patches and golden scale-mail shoulder armour.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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ash243x.bsky.social
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
them.us Them @them.us · 5d
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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headfallsoff.com
ITS REAL
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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dracula3d.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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doctorallisona.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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acvalens.com
Valve understands that gay trans people buy video games and right-wing weirdos just watch Asmongold streams and dump their income on Kirsche’s Throne
josie.zone 🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman 🕎 @josie.zone · 6d
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:

store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
Lesbians
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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caylen.bsky.social
a “Space Force”, if you will
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7d
we need a department of kerning
The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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murdoink.com
steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM