Colin Hemphill
@colinhemphill.com
🎸 Noise-maker for @dotdotdarkness.com
🎙️ Co-host of @animonday.moe
⚛️ Front end software, React, accessibility
🔗 Staff Engineer for Bitly
💜 Love your neighbor, don't storm the capitol
And the rest: https://colin.quest/links
🎙️ Co-host of @animonday.moe
⚛️ Front end software, React, accessibility
🔗 Staff Engineer for Bitly
💜 Love your neighbor, don't storm the capitol
And the rest: https://colin.quest/links
Streisand effect do your thing
Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Streisand effect do your thing
Trump's FCC thinks you shouldn't watch this, which is a great sign that you should probably watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Trump's FCC thinks you shouldn't watch this, which is a great sign that you should probably watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
This is what I'm calling 1.0 for Blight Club: Unauthorized. Main stats are now complete! 🎉
Player distribution: how much each player has suffered based on total length and episode count
Platform distribution: breakdown of Blights per console
Cumulative blight time: change in Blights over time
Player distribution: how much each player has suffered based on total length and episode count
Platform distribution: breakdown of Blights per console
Cumulative blight time: change in Blights over time
February 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This is what I'm calling 1.0 for Blight Club: Unauthorized. Main stats are now complete! 🎉
Player distribution: how much each player has suffered based on total length and episode count
Platform distribution: breakdown of Blights per console
Cumulative blight time: change in Blights over time
Player distribution: how much each player has suffered based on total length and episode count
Platform distribution: breakdown of Blights per console
Cumulative blight time: change in Blights over time
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
We are Out of Office tomorrow for the holiday - no streams. In the meantime, 1 like = 1 minute of extra blight Dan must endure.
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
We are Out of Office tomorrow for the holiday - no streams. In the meantime, 1 like = 1 minute of extra blight Dan must endure.
Worth noting, @tolkoto.com has now surpassed @grubb.wtf in total playtime for the three largest categories (mainline, Blightning Round, and Blight in the Bank) as of last week's Virtuoso.
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Worth noting, @tolkoto.com has now surpassed @grubb.wtf in total playtime for the three largest categories (mainline, Blightning Round, and Blight in the Bank) as of last week's Virtuoso.
Small improvements since launch!
We've got more sorting options on the Blights list and you can change the sort direction.
Global stats to see total episode count and runtime depending on selected filters.
Fully customizable runtime chart so you can see specific combinations.
We've got more sorting options on the Blights list and you can change the sort direction.
Global stats to see total episode count and runtime depending on selected filters.
Fully customizable runtime chart so you can see specific combinations.
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Small improvements since launch!
We've got more sorting options on the Blights list and you can change the sort direction.
Global stats to see total episode count and runtime depending on selected filters.
Fully customizable runtime chart so you can see specific combinations.
We've got more sorting options on the Blights list and you can change the sort direction.
Global stats to see total episode count and runtime depending on selected filters.
Fully customizable runtime chart so you can see specific combinations.
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
HOLY CRAP! Huge props to Colin Hemphill in the @giantbomb.bsky.social Discord for making an unofficial Blight Club fan site compiling facts, trivia, and other interesting tidbits about every single Blight Club series!
Downright amazing stuff!
Link: www.blightclub.games
#giantbomb #blightclub
Downright amazing stuff!
Link: www.blightclub.games
#giantbomb #blightclub
Blight Club: Unauthorized
The definitive guide to Blight Club facts and figures.
www.blightclub.games
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
HOLY CRAP! Huge props to Colin Hemphill in the @giantbomb.bsky.social Discord for making an unofficial Blight Club fan site compiling facts, trivia, and other interesting tidbits about every single Blight Club series!
Downright amazing stuff!
Link: www.blightclub.games
#giantbomb #blightclub
Downright amazing stuff!
Link: www.blightclub.games
#giantbomb #blightclub
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
Daikatana was longer than all of Sonic 06 we should be saying this more
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Daikatana was longer than all of Sonic 06 we should be saying this more
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
bro cooked with this
I've been cooking this for a minute and it's like 90% there. Still lots of data that needs to be organized into charts, but it's the foundations for something I think will be really fun to maintain. @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @chucktowski.com
www.blightclub.games
www.blightclub.games
Blight Club: Unauthorized
The definitive guide to Blight Club facts and figures.
www.blightclub.games
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
bro cooked with this
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
I'm so good at suffering.
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I'm so good at suffering.
I've been cooking this for a minute and it's like 90% there. Still lots of data that needs to be organized into charts, but it's the foundations for something I think will be really fun to maintain. @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @chucktowski.com
www.blightclub.games
www.blightclub.games
Blight Club: Unauthorized
The definitive guide to Blight Club facts and figures.
www.blightclub.games
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I've been cooking this for a minute and it's like 90% there. Still lots of data that needs to be organized into charts, but it's the foundations for something I think will be really fun to maintain. @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @chucktowski.com
www.blightclub.games
www.blightclub.games
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
People who make games and the people who really love them want to take care of each other. And that extends to our neighbors in Minnesota. So proud of everyone. Thank you for helping us raise $263,660.
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 PM
People who make games and the people who really love them want to take care of each other. And that extends to our neighbors in Minnesota. So proud of everyone. Thank you for helping us raise $263,660.
Reminder that Joe doesn't change his mind or come to realize that he may have been wrong or misguided. He's just a parrot who mimics whatever the last person who came through his door said.
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Reminder that Joe doesn't change his mind or come to realize that he may have been wrong or misguided. He's just a parrot who mimics whatever the last person who came through his door said.
A broad approach like this is going to lead to moderation challenges, but it really is this easy to just say out loud "that's not art and this is a website for art".
blog.bandcamp.com/2026/01/13/k...
blog.bandcamp.com/2026/01/13/k...
Bandcamp’s Mission and Our Approach to Generative AI
We’re articulating our approach to generative AI so musicians can keep making music and fans can trust the music they find on Bandcamp.
blog.bandcamp.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
A broad approach like this is going to lead to moderation challenges, but it really is this easy to just say out loud "that's not art and this is a website for art".
blog.bandcamp.com/2026/01/13/k...
blog.bandcamp.com/2026/01/13/k...
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If Democratic Senators actually wanted to take action against X, they could organize their congressional colleagues to boycott it indefinitely.
And yet, even Senators Wyden, Markey, and Lujan have been using X recently.
And yet, even Senators Wyden, Markey, and Lujan have been using X recently.
X’s Grok AI tool is being used to generate nonconsensual sexualized images of women and children. This is unacceptable. @wyden.senate.gov, @markey.senate.gov, and I are demanding that Apple and Google remove X and Grok from their app stores until Elon Musk addresses these heinous violations.
Senators urged Apple and Google to remove X and Grok from app stores over sexual deepfakes
“Turning a blind eye to X’s egregious behavior would make a mockery of your moderation
practices,” three Democratic senators wrote to Apple’s and Google’s CEOs.
www.nbcnews.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If Democratic Senators actually wanted to take action against X, they could organize their congressional colleagues to boycott it indefinitely.
And yet, even Senators Wyden, Markey, and Lujan have been using X recently.
And yet, even Senators Wyden, Markey, and Lujan have been using X recently.
"Gauntlet of Cycling Punishment" is my new reality competition show
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"Gauntlet of Cycling Punishment" is my new reality competition show
I got a wrapped for my mortgage this year
even the VET is doing wrapped. we gotta shut this whole thing down
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I got a wrapped for my mortgage this year
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
Every 10 minutes in Baby Steps
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
Alt: Fury road scene. A dusty man in a car shakes head, points up, and text says "that's bait"
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every 10 minutes in Baby Steps
My new album is here! Go listen now!
Speak with Dead: our new full-length album, now available on all streaming platforms. We hope you enjoy this creative work that has been two years in the making 🤖
www.dotdotdarkness.com/music/speak-...
www.dotdotdarkness.com/music/speak-...
Speak with Dead | Original Album from dot.darkness
Speak with Dead is a self-produced heavy metal and synthwave album that expands upon the themes put forth in Polymorph. It posits that a transformation of the Self must inevitably be a part of a great...
www.dotdotdarkness.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new album is here! Go listen now!
Reposted by Colin Hemphill
It's Bandcamp Friday, which means you can pre-order Speak with Dead today and 100% of the sales go directly to us! Just two weeks until album release day 🔥
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
Speak with Dead, by dot.darkness
12 track album
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday, which means you can pre-order Speak with Dead today and 100% of the sales go directly to us! Just two weeks until album release day 🔥
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
dotdotdarkness.bandcamp.com/album/speak-...
My new Mac Mini arrives soon. I can't describe how frustrating it is to turn on my PC every day and know that it's notably worse than it was the day before.
Microsoft has somehow shipped a bug in Windows 11 that makes the File Explorer flash white in dark mode. The bug is part of an update that was supposed to improve dark mode consistency in Windows 11! Oops. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/836199/...
Microsoft’s latest Windows 11 update improves and breaks dark mode
The update was supposed to improve dark mode in Windows 11
www.theverge.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My new Mac Mini arrives soon. I can't describe how frustrating it is to turn on my PC every day and know that it's notably worse than it was the day before.
The first time I heard "Candy Cane Lane" by Sia it dealt so much psychic damage that I'm cursed to think about that song all year. Now that it's December I'm in constant panic that when I walk around any retail store I'll have to hear it again.
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The first time I heard "Candy Cane Lane" by Sia it dealt so much psychic damage that I'm cursed to think about that song all year. Now that it's December I'm in constant panic that when I walk around any retail store I'll have to hear it again.
One cool thing Starbucks could have done instead of paying for all these ads in the Thanksgiving day parade would be to come to the table for the @sbworkersunited.org
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
One cool thing Starbucks could have done instead of paying for all these ads in the Thanksgiving day parade would be to come to the table for the @sbworkersunited.org