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Naps: comfy bridge to the future! Papaw Kammah lives by no rules. Xander forever. (she/her)
Pens: What’s your address?
Me: *gives address*
Pens:…You got any passwords?
Me: Are you trying to steal my identity?!
Me: *gives address*
Pens:…You got any passwords?
Me: Are you trying to steal my identity?!
December 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Pens: What’s your address?
Me: *gives address*
Pens:…You got any passwords?
Me: Are you trying to steal my identity?!
Me: *gives address*
Pens:…You got any passwords?
Me: Are you trying to steal my identity?!
Pens, mouth opened wide: I’M GONNA EAT THE WIND!!
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Pens, mouth opened wide: I’M GONNA EAT THE WIND!!
IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAPPENING! I’M SHOWING PENS THE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE “THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL”! NO CHEESES FOR US MEECES IS HERE!
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAPPENING! I’M SHOWING PENS THE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE “THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL”! NO CHEESES FOR US MEECES IS HERE!
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There’s this cat napping in their litter box at PetSmart and I LOVE THIS ORANGE IDIOT
November 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
There’s this cat napping in their litter box at PetSmart and I LOVE THIS ORANGE IDIOT
Having a rough day mentally. Can I get some cheering up with photos of your lovely selves with loved ones, something that you’re proud of yourself for, or general words of encouragement?
November 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Having a rough day mentally. Can I get some cheering up with photos of your lovely selves with loved ones, something that you’re proud of yourself for, or general words of encouragement?
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Okay, I went back out tonight with a clearer sky and the knowledge that I gained last night and took what I think is a much better picture of Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon).
I'm quite happy with this one.
I'm quite happy with this one.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Okay, I went back out tonight with a clearer sky and the knowledge that I gained last night and took what I think is a much better picture of Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon).
I'm quite happy with this one.
I'm quite happy with this one.
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Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
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Focusing on what's clearly the most important part of the famed Arnolfini Portrait: the dog.
Jan van Eyck painted every hair on that dog's coat, and frankly I can't even see the humans in this work, because the dog is perfect.
Painted in 1434, Bruges. #NationalGallery #dog
📸 me
Jan van Eyck painted every hair on that dog's coat, and frankly I can't even see the humans in this work, because the dog is perfect.
Painted in 1434, Bruges. #NationalGallery #dog
📸 me
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Focusing on what's clearly the most important part of the famed Arnolfini Portrait: the dog.
Jan van Eyck painted every hair on that dog's coat, and frankly I can't even see the humans in this work, because the dog is perfect.
Painted in 1434, Bruges. #NationalGallery #dog
📸 me
Jan van Eyck painted every hair on that dog's coat, and frankly I can't even see the humans in this work, because the dog is perfect.
Painted in 1434, Bruges. #NationalGallery #dog
📸 me
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Resharing for #NationalCatDay 🐱
Happy #NationalCatDay from this gang too:
Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1798-1861)
Cats Suggested As the Fifty-three Stations of the Tōkaidō, 1850
Ukiyo-e woodcut print, H 37.4 x W 77.8 cm
A fun play on Hiroshige’s The Fifty-three Stations of the Tōkaidō, with "cat puns" corresponding to the station names.
Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1798-1861)
Cats Suggested As the Fifty-three Stations of the Tōkaidō, 1850
Ukiyo-e woodcut print, H 37.4 x W 77.8 cm
A fun play on Hiroshige’s The Fifty-three Stations of the Tōkaidō, with "cat puns" corresponding to the station names.
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Resharing for #NationalCatDay 🐱
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#NationalCatDay:
The Cat Symphony by Moritz von Schwind, 1868
“A humorous depiction of a melody for violins in which, instead of notes, numerous cats move across the paper." 🐈
Given as a gift to his friend, violinist Joseph Joachim, to celebrate being named Berlin Academy of Music’s director. 🎁
The Cat Symphony by Moritz von Schwind, 1868
“A humorous depiction of a melody for violins in which, instead of notes, numerous cats move across the paper." 🐈
Given as a gift to his friend, violinist Joseph Joachim, to celebrate being named Berlin Academy of Music’s director. 🎁
October 30, 2023 at 6:11 AM
#NationalCatDay:
The Cat Symphony by Moritz von Schwind, 1868
“A humorous depiction of a melody for violins in which, instead of notes, numerous cats move across the paper." 🐈
Given as a gift to his friend, violinist Joseph Joachim, to celebrate being named Berlin Academy of Music’s director. 🎁
The Cat Symphony by Moritz von Schwind, 1868
“A humorous depiction of a melody for violins in which, instead of notes, numerous cats move across the paper." 🐈
Given as a gift to his friend, violinist Joseph Joachim, to celebrate being named Berlin Academy of Music’s director. 🎁
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Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan
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“If I die before I wake”
“Down will come baby cradle and all”
“Thou hast awoken the House God”
scaring babies: uniting disparate cultures for millennia
“Down will come baby cradle and all”
“Thou hast awoken the House God”
scaring babies: uniting disparate cultures for millennia
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“If I die before I wake”
“Down will come baby cradle and all”
“Thou hast awoken the House God”
scaring babies: uniting disparate cultures for millennia
“Down will come baby cradle and all”
“Thou hast awoken the House God”
scaring babies: uniting disparate cultures for millennia
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check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
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Rearranging the grocery store should be illegal.
October 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Rearranging the grocery store should be illegal.
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*eats 12 dumplings in 45 seconds*
-me flirting
-me flirting
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
*eats 12 dumplings in 45 seconds*
-me flirting
-me flirting
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A trust fall into quick sand would fix me.
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A trust fall into quick sand would fix me.
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im not young but hot damn am i ever restless
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
im not young but hot damn am i ever restless
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[ghost showing off their sic digs] if youve got it haunt it
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
[ghost showing off their sic digs] if youve got it haunt it
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breakfast 2 the sequel could fix me
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
breakfast 2 the sequel could fix me
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It sounds like every dog in my neighborhood is barking and I am dying to know what they gossiping about
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It sounds like every dog in my neighborhood is barking and I am dying to know what they gossiping about