Hey Jude
@judew.bsky.social
#ChildlessCatLady #SaveTheTricorn Solicitor/TOG/Former Wren/sparkly crafter/gardener/angry feminist/parkrunner/loves history, country music, cream teas & Mr W
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Honestly, I'm surprised that South Devon has not washed away. Everything is awash to the gunnels.
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Honestly, I'm surprised that South Devon has not washed away. Everything is awash to the gunnels.
I'm going on the anti far right demo in London in March. I am thinking how I can fit the following onto a sign.
Nigel Farage can fuck off.
Elon Musk can fuck off.
Donald Trump can fuck off.
JD Vance can fuck off.
Tommy Robinson can fuck off.
It's going to be a huge sign!
Nigel Farage can fuck off.
Elon Musk can fuck off.
Donald Trump can fuck off.
JD Vance can fuck off.
Tommy Robinson can fuck off.
It's going to be a huge sign!
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm going on the anti far right demo in London in March. I am thinking how I can fit the following onto a sign.
Nigel Farage can fuck off.
Elon Musk can fuck off.
Donald Trump can fuck off.
JD Vance can fuck off.
Tommy Robinson can fuck off.
It's going to be a huge sign!
Nigel Farage can fuck off.
Elon Musk can fuck off.
Donald Trump can fuck off.
JD Vance can fuck off.
Tommy Robinson can fuck off.
It's going to be a huge sign!
@number10cat.bsky.social do you have any room to eat the obesity tsar once you have finished the twelve days of Christmas?
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@number10cat.bsky.social do you have any room to eat the obesity tsar once you have finished the twelve days of Christmas?
They can call all they like, until they are hoarse.
He won't.
You are welcome.
He won't.
You are welcome.
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They can call all they like, until they are hoarse.
He won't.
You are welcome.
He won't.
You are welcome.
People are ready to denigrate railway staff.
I am not one of them.
I am not one of them.
Hey @gwr.com. Today I had a lovely chat with Jonny who did the trolley service on the 14.54 from Castle Cary to Paddington. With his car out of action, he walked 2hrs from Burnham to Slough at 2am to start his shift. Many would have thrown a sickie, probs me included. You have a hero in your ranks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
People are ready to denigrate railway staff.
I am not one of them.
I am not one of them.
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The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.
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There’s enough Botox here to paralyse a herd of elephants
President Trump with this year’s Kennedy Center honorees which include Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, Gene Simmons, and Gloria Gaynor.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
There’s enough Botox here to paralyse a herd of elephants
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"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
I never thought I would need to be going on demos against Nazis at my age, but here we are and I'm smashing it!
I shall be marching with my Abortion Rights crew (after whichever #parkrun takes my fancy first!)
I shall be marching with my Abortion Rights crew (after whichever #parkrun takes my fancy first!)
Love > Hate
Next year, thousands of us will come together in London to prove it.
#Together we can show the far right has no place here.
Save the date & join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
Next year, thousands of us will come together in London to prove it.
#Together we can show the far right has no place here.
Save the date & join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I never thought I would need to be going on demos against Nazis at my age, but here we are and I'm smashing it!
I shall be marching with my Abortion Rights crew (after whichever #parkrun takes my fancy first!)
I shall be marching with my Abortion Rights crew (after whichever #parkrun takes my fancy first!)
I am deeply honoured and proud to have been awarded the Best Cat Mieowmi Peace Prize by CalindaSmallCat and DeaconFatLummoxCat.
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I am deeply honoured and proud to have been awarded the Best Cat Mieowmi Peace Prize by CalindaSmallCat and DeaconFatLummoxCat.
Well the fancy path that the council just installed outside the Velopark - flooded 4" deep this morning! #parkrun was dry until I ran through that!
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Well the fancy path that the council just installed outside the Velopark - flooded 4" deep this morning! #parkrun was dry until I ran through that!
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And then, in late 2025, history came to an end as the entire human race simply cringed itself to death
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And then, in late 2025, history came to an end as the entire human race simply cringed itself to death
Do any of my followers, who are self employed and don't use an accountant, have any recommendations for software for Making Tax Digital?
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Do any of my followers, who are self employed and don't use an accountant, have any recommendations for software for Making Tax Digital?
Happy Meetiversary Mr W. Thank you for being my grumpy person!
Tomorrow Mr W and I are going out for a pizza. I
We do it every year about this time as our first date was to Pizza Hut on Commercial Road, Pompey - where I was doing my BSSC and he was my instructor.
It's been 30 years now ❤️
We do it every year about this time as our first date was to Pizza Hut on Commercial Road, Pompey - where I was doing my BSSC and he was my instructor.
It's been 30 years now ❤️
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Happy Meetiversary Mr W. Thank you for being my grumpy person!
Tomorrow Mr W and I are going out for a pizza. I
We do it every year about this time as our first date was to Pizza Hut on Commercial Road, Pompey - where I was doing my BSSC and he was my instructor.
It's been 30 years now ❤️
We do it every year about this time as our first date was to Pizza Hut on Commercial Road, Pompey - where I was doing my BSSC and he was my instructor.
It's been 30 years now ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tomorrow Mr W and I are going out for a pizza. I
We do it every year about this time as our first date was to Pizza Hut on Commercial Road, Pompey - where I was doing my BSSC and he was my instructor.
It's been 30 years now ❤️
We do it every year about this time as our first date was to Pizza Hut on Commercial Road, Pompey - where I was doing my BSSC and he was my instructor.
It's been 30 years now ❤️
Watching #WhatsTheMonarchyFor and was delighted to see Mr W on the tellybox in the naval cortège for Mountbatten's funeral.
He was recalled from leave by a PC turning up at his house. 46 odd years later he still drips about the 'bloody man spoilt my summer leave'
He was recalled from leave by a PC turning up at his house. 46 odd years later he still drips about the 'bloody man spoilt my summer leave'
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Watching #WhatsTheMonarchyFor and was delighted to see Mr W on the tellybox in the naval cortège for Mountbatten's funeral.
He was recalled from leave by a PC turning up at his house. 46 odd years later he still drips about the 'bloody man spoilt my summer leave'
He was recalled from leave by a PC turning up at his house. 46 odd years later he still drips about the 'bloody man spoilt my summer leave'
Oh my word!!
I’ve seen some oddities on the Belfast antique auction sites — spooky porcelain dolls, eyebrow raising WW2 memorabilia, etc — but this is by far the most inexplicable:
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh my word!!
Indeed.
I can guarantee that your life will not be made one iota happier, richer or safer by being beastly to trans people.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Indeed.
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BREAKING: Employee who demand a trans-exclusive toilet policy loses employment tribunal. All claims, direct and indirect discrimination, harassment, and 1992 Regs, dismissed.
Judgment: www.gov.uk/employment-t...
Judgment: www.gov.uk/employment-t...
B M Kelly v Leonardo UK Ltd: 8001497/2024
Employment Tribunal decision.
www.gov.uk
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
BREAKING: Employee who demand a trans-exclusive toilet policy loses employment tribunal. All claims, direct and indirect discrimination, harassment, and 1992 Regs, dismissed.
Judgment: www.gov.uk/employment-t...
Judgment: www.gov.uk/employment-t...
Poor stokers 😟
3 Dec 1916 // Decoy vessel Q.1 (ex Anchor Line SS Perugia, name in #RoyalNavy service sometimes given as 'HMS Perugia'), was torpedoed by U-boat U.63 in the Gulf of Genoa. The explosion killed eight of her crew, all stokers. Most of the men took to the boats leaving the guns manned and... [1/2]
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Poor stokers 😟
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I am so very excited to be seeing this early next year. I shall also be squeezing in a #parkrun - am thinking Gunnersbury to tick off one the Trafalgar Way Challenge
Paddington's West End musical declared a hit by critics
Paddington's West End musical declared a hit by critics
The beloved bear stars in a new stage adaptation with songs written by McFly's Tom Fletcher.
www.bbc.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I am so very excited to be seeing this early next year. I shall also be squeezing in a #parkrun - am thinking Gunnersbury to tick off one the Trafalgar Way Challenge