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Josiah Lamp
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One of the more obscure #seinfeld references I've seen in the wild, but the #NYT strands game accepts "MOOPS" as a valid word
March 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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They want to turn our social security fund into their exit liquidity. Instead of saving for the future they want us to gamble for it.
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Silent movies did some pretty wild things with trains
March 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I differ with Mr. Sorbo on may topics but would like to agree with him that both payday loans and pawnshop loans carry usurious interest rates that ought to be regulated for consumer protection. Kevin, as God is my witness, I will help you get back your green plastic Kronos Stone.
Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership:
March 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I am a weaselverse truther
March 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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NEW: Biggest Federal Employee Unions Says Shutdown is Preferable to Elon/Trump CR talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/bigge...
Biggest Federal Employee Unions Says Shutdown is Preferable to Elon/Trump CR
Federal workers obviously don’t like government shutdowns. Most of them are furloughed....
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Lucy the Elephant still lives! She's right on the Jersey Shore one town south of Atlantic City

100% worth the visit

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_th...
Lucy the Elephant - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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The Muskogee Times Democrat, Muskogee, Oklahoma Territory, February 19,1907
March 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Today I confronted “border czar” Tom Homan who came to Albany to do Trump’s bidding — push for mass deportations, carry out the assault on working class New Yorkers, and justify the unjustifiable detention of legal permanent resident and father-to-be, Mahmoud Khalil.
March 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands
March 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership:
March 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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One of the best and highest uses of a government is to provide goods that are uneconomical to be produced locally but have massive surplus if produced at all. Particularly notable examples include:
* disease and weather forecasting
* basic science, esp in energy/health
* natural disaster insurance
March 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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My grandma made homemade tortillas for us. We asked her to write down the recipe.

- Add flour. Look at the bowl.
- Add water. Mix. Look again.
- Pinch of salt
- Add Crisco or Manteca. Listen to the bowl. Look again.

Flatten the tortillas and put them in the iron skillet.
Eat.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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An e-commerce saga in two acts
March 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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just like old times
March 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Dogs can predict an earthquake happening. But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles them every time.
March 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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There’s no reason to have a Democratic Party if it won’t go to the mat to save the Department of Education. It’s a fundamental belief that children in America deserve better futures. It’s tremendously simple. You cannot continue funding a government that would close this.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Mar 11
The Department of Education will begin sweeping layoffs tonight with about half of its 4,400 employees expected to be let go, sources tell CNN.

Read more: cnn.it/41IhB4h
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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get nermaled
March 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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omg of course 9-1-1 Lone Star got Adam Baldwin on the show with Gina Torres
March 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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that’s right
March 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Flashback:
March 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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“See, Fox Moulder is kind of an obsessive nerd no one wants to be around so the FBI just lets him do whatever the fuck he wants as long as Dana Scully, whom the FBI higher ups don’t really like because she’s a smart and capable woman, is willing to go along with it.”
March 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Perhaps the most depressing part about the last couple of months is that every awful shitty thing that’s happening to this country is self-induced. People asked for this. None of it had to happen.
March 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM