paulthomas
@paulthomas.bsky.social
this is where I post my Little Thoughts that don't fit any of my group texts
if I was like. . . successful dentist rich, I'd keep a couple fresh sets of bluetooth earbuds in my bag to just hand out to people using their phone speaker in public
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
if I was like. . . successful dentist rich, I'd keep a couple fresh sets of bluetooth earbuds in my bag to just hand out to people using their phone speaker in public
Generación Zeta is so much more pleasant and dignified than 'gen z'
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Generación Zeta is so much more pleasant and dignified than 'gen z'
two months in and I still type my old password into my laptop first every time
that's true love
that's true love
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
two months in and I still type my old password into my laptop first every time
that's true love
that's true love
they snuck some god damn Pink Ladies in with my bag Braeburn Apples
food safety is at an all time low in this country!
food safety is at an all time low in this country!
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
they snuck some god damn Pink Ladies in with my bag Braeburn Apples
food safety is at an all time low in this country!
food safety is at an all time low in this country!
sometimes it's fun to search the joke you just made; I actually think my version of this one is slightly better that the hundreds of others that popped up
a new left conspiracy theory that Zyn was so named to suppress the seo of The People's History of the United States
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
sometimes it's fun to search the joke you just made; I actually think my version of this one is slightly better that the hundreds of others that popped up
a new left conspiracy theory that Zyn was so named to suppress the seo of The People's History of the United States
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
a new left conspiracy theory that Zyn was so named to suppress the seo of The People's History of the United States
it really sucks that maintaining good healthy habits actually does make you feel better, I don't want to do all that
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
it really sucks that maintaining good healthy habits actually does make you feel better, I don't want to do all that
live look at me right now
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
live look at me right now
'maracas' is one of the great words
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
'maracas' is one of the great words
I'm really enjoying the Mountain Goat's luscious percussion sounds era
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm really enjoying the Mountain Goat's luscious percussion sounds era
I like how appliances now all sing little songs to let you know they're done but I need their leitmotif's to be more distinctive and maybe complement each other a little better
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I like how appliances now all sing little songs to let you know they're done but I need their leitmotif's to be more distinctive and maybe complement each other a little better
I'm happy for Rosalía though, or sorry that happened, but I'm not listening to all that again
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm happy for Rosalía though, or sorry that happened, but I'm not listening to all that again
I, of course, support all musical theater kids right to express themselves through art, from a distance
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I, of course, support all musical theater kids right to express themselves through art, from a distance
ohhh the new Rosalía album is going to be some eurovision shit
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
ohhh the new Rosalía album is going to be some eurovision shit
I forgot to rinse the dregs out of my mug from last night and now I'm drinking lemon ginger coffee; it's not bad, but it is weird
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I forgot to rinse the dregs out of my mug from last night and now I'm drinking lemon ginger coffee; it's not bad, but it is weird
until leaving New England I just assumed everybody had apple opinions
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
until leaving New England I just assumed everybody had apple opinions
I really should read The Ethics of Ambiguity based on the number of times I've thought about it's wikipedia entry
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I really should read The Ethics of Ambiguity based on the number of times I've thought about it's wikipedia entry
'next year, in Atlantic time'
one day we will overthrow this Cruel and Wicked system (eastern standard time)
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
'next year, in Atlantic time'
one day we will overthrow this Cruel and Wicked system (eastern standard time)
November 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
one day we will overthrow this Cruel and Wicked system (eastern standard time)
[trying out a new bit to see if I want to adopt it]
actually we need to make the umps worse and more error prone. . . to combat sports gambling
actually we need to make the umps worse and more error prone. . . to combat sports gambling
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
[trying out a new bit to see if I want to adopt it]
actually we need to make the umps worse and more error prone. . . to combat sports gambling
actually we need to make the umps worse and more error prone. . . to combat sports gambling
it's bleak as hell that this is how dark it's going to be when we get out of work next week
October 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
it's bleak as hell that this is how dark it's going to be when we get out of work next week
it'd take a little reworking but you could definitely sing the words to Annabel Lee over the music to Stagger Lee
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
it'd take a little reworking but you could definitely sing the words to Annabel Lee over the music to Stagger Lee
the stock image jpeg of the sky was objectively a terrible logo but that's what made it so good, they should bring it back
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
the stock image jpeg of the sky was objectively a terrible logo but that's what made it so good, they should bring it back
art museums always list stuff as having some important religious purpose and meanwhile 99% of the people with a skeleton in their yard right now would say "I don't know I just like him, he's a spooky little guy"
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
art museums always list stuff as having some important religious purpose and meanwhile 99% of the people with a skeleton in their yard right now would say "I don't know I just like him, he's a spooky little guy"
just used my kershaw 1660 pocket knife to divide the blueberry macaroon tart I got at the farmers market in half so I don't eat too many calories
this is what the edc people preach about, you need to stay ready
this is what the edc people preach about, you need to stay ready
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
just used my kershaw 1660 pocket knife to divide the blueberry macaroon tart I got at the farmers market in half so I don't eat too many calories
this is what the edc people preach about, you need to stay ready
this is what the edc people preach about, you need to stay ready