@jordanmarinelli.bsky.social
He/Him.
Ehh, let's give that whole novelist thing a try.
Ehh, let's give that whole novelist thing a try.
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ABSOLUTE ZATANNA 🌙 #absolutezatanna
Painting this was a bloody joy, I think the new Absolute design is sick it’s got so much gothy/witchy potential. All drawn and painted in @procreate.com and hats off to @kellythompson.bsky.social for a brilliant chapter 🙏
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Painting this was a bloody joy, I think the new Absolute design is sick it’s got so much gothy/witchy potential. All drawn and painted in @procreate.com and hats off to @kellythompson.bsky.social for a brilliant chapter 🙏
Share and repost all you like! ✨💀✨
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ABSOLUTE ZATANNA 🌙 #absolutezatanna
Painting this was a bloody joy, I think the new Absolute design is sick it’s got so much gothy/witchy potential. All drawn and painted in @procreate.com and hats off to @kellythompson.bsky.social for a brilliant chapter 🙏
Share and repost all you like! ✨💀✨
Painting this was a bloody joy, I think the new Absolute design is sick it’s got so much gothy/witchy potential. All drawn and painted in @procreate.com and hats off to @kellythompson.bsky.social for a brilliant chapter 🙏
Share and repost all you like! ✨💀✨
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Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat know how addictive their platforms can be to teens.
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
3 MINUTES AGO, Charlie Brown lost a battle for the first time.
In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
3 MINUTES AGO, Charlie Brown lost a battle for the first time.
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that's max payne
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
that's max payne
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When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance, you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance, you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance, you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance, you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
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Someone at doll company I guess was like:
"I dunno I'm out of ideas how about Fancy Werewolves?"
and then somebody else went:
"...hell yea Fancy Werewolves!"
and then before you knew it, yea - Fancy Werewolves:
"I dunno I'm out of ideas how about Fancy Werewolves?"
and then somebody else went:
"...hell yea Fancy Werewolves!"
and then before you knew it, yea - Fancy Werewolves:
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Someone at doll company I guess was like:
"I dunno I'm out of ideas how about Fancy Werewolves?"
and then somebody else went:
"...hell yea Fancy Werewolves!"
and then before you knew it, yea - Fancy Werewolves:
"I dunno I'm out of ideas how about Fancy Werewolves?"
and then somebody else went:
"...hell yea Fancy Werewolves!"
and then before you knew it, yea - Fancy Werewolves:
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someday I might live in a world where Mark Briscoe doesn't wrestle anymore and that's a shitty reality to consider
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
someday I might live in a world where Mark Briscoe doesn't wrestle anymore and that's a shitty reality to consider
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After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
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MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
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If Arc Raiders 2 isn't called Doom Temples I shall be cross.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If Arc Raiders 2 isn't called Doom Temples I shall be cross.
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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Halle Berry still maintains that it was the movie "Catwoman" that killed her career, and not the time she played an Asian man in Cloud Atlus
(Source: tinyurl.com/mr33f4vy)
(Source: tinyurl.com/mr33f4vy)
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Halle Berry still maintains that it was the movie "Catwoman" that killed her career, and not the time she played an Asian man in Cloud Atlus
(Source: tinyurl.com/mr33f4vy)
(Source: tinyurl.com/mr33f4vy)
"I seem to have struck a nerve."
"Yeah, that'll happen when you aim for it."
"Yeah, that'll happen when you aim for it."
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"I seem to have struck a nerve."
"Yeah, that'll happen when you aim for it."
"Yeah, that'll happen when you aim for it."
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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Along came the good fairy, and she said,
"Big and brawny Batman
I don't want to see you
Picking up the bad guys
And boppin' them on the head."
But the next day...
"Big and brawny Batman
I don't want to see you
Picking up the bad guys
And boppin' them on the head."
But the next day...
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Along came the good fairy, and she said,
"Big and brawny Batman
I don't want to see you
Picking up the bad guys
And boppin' them on the head."
But the next day...
"Big and brawny Batman
I don't want to see you
Picking up the bad guys
And boppin' them on the head."
But the next day...
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RIP to a games industry pioneer and legend, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky.bsky.social) If your unfamiliar, look her up. Her career is like the story of videogames itself.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RIP to a games industry pioneer and legend, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky.bsky.social) If your unfamiliar, look her up. Her career is like the story of videogames itself.
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if you have nuzzis running around wreaking havoc in your place of work, the bait you will need is a very old potato
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
if you have nuzzis running around wreaking havoc in your place of work, the bait you will need is a very old potato
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the dingus
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the dingus
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There's been a lot of very sophisticated, compelling social commentary on declines in cultural literacy in recent years, but honestly it is very reasonable to just boil it down to "people no longer understand that things mean stuff"
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There's been a lot of very sophisticated, compelling social commentary on declines in cultural literacy in recent years, but honestly it is very reasonable to just boil it down to "people no longer understand that things mean stuff"
Sometimes watching one movie provides a key to the lock of another movie.
For example, watching Die My Love greatly clarified for me why Perfidia shot that guard in One Battle After Another.
For example, watching Die My Love greatly clarified for me why Perfidia shot that guard in One Battle After Another.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Sometimes watching one movie provides a key to the lock of another movie.
For example, watching Die My Love greatly clarified for me why Perfidia shot that guard in One Battle After Another.
For example, watching Die My Love greatly clarified for me why Perfidia shot that guard in One Battle After Another.
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