John Smith
@johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social
A totally real person named John Smith, who exists and is real
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Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
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Jfc why haven't you guys hired a PR person yet.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jfc why haven't you guys hired a PR person yet.
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everybody hates you, man
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
everybody hates you, man
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I too once believed better things were possible. But then I was paid handsomely not to believe that and now I have a lot of fucking money.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I too once believed better things were possible. But then I was paid handsomely not to believe that and now I have a lot of fucking money.
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Don't do this
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't do this
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you so rarely see a guy whose center of gravity is in his neck
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
you so rarely see a guy whose center of gravity is in his neck
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DOGSHIT FIT. DUNGEON 1 MILLION YEARS
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
DOGSHIT FIT. DUNGEON 1 MILLION YEARS
bitch ass mods
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
bitch ass mods
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i won't be tricked into reading this
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i won't be tricked into reading this
you will never convince me that in the four years biden/harris had the administration, that nobody in the FBI or DOJ ever briefed them on all this plus whatever else is now being redacted
Credit where it is due: smashing the Epstein button is the only effective attack the Dems have found, and they timed it perfectly to change the subject from caving on the shutdown
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
you will never convince me that in the four years biden/harris had the administration, that nobody in the FBI or DOJ ever briefed them on all this plus whatever else is now being redacted
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November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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garland did exactly as he was told, people should understand by now that the federal bureaucracies are literally extensions of the president's will and they do what they're told to do
blame biden for this
blame biden for this
Merrick Garland you fuckass bitch what were you even doing for four years
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
garland did exactly as he was told, people should understand by now that the federal bureaucracies are literally extensions of the president's will and they do what they're told to do
blame biden for this
blame biden for this
I have seen this exact same scam at a completely unrelated website, almost word for word, in the past couple of days
the other site is a 3d content brokerage and the scammers are sending it to vendors saying their payments will be withheld yadda yadda. FYI
the other site is a 3d content brokerage and the scammers are sending it to vendors saying their payments will be withheld yadda yadda. FYI
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I have seen this exact same scam at a completely unrelated website, almost word for word, in the past couple of days
the other site is a 3d content brokerage and the scammers are sending it to vendors saying their payments will be withheld yadda yadda. FYI
the other site is a 3d content brokerage and the scammers are sending it to vendors saying their payments will be withheld yadda yadda. FYI
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dont make this necessary, give him what he wants, please
i wipe my ass with my finger
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
dont make this necessary, give him what he wants, please
hilarious to me to blame the scary russkies for this giant fucking hole we dug for ourselves
"Pretty organically" nothing as grassroots and organic like a list of oligarchs so short you could read it without losing breath swinging insane amounts of money around.
Bitch, Russia spent more of its energy undermining democracy across the world than on any internal affari over the last decade.
Bitch, Russia spent more of its energy undermining democracy across the world than on any internal affari over the last decade.
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hilarious to me to blame the scary russkies for this giant fucking hole we dug for ourselves
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it smells of disintegrated amygdala. Unguent.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it smells of disintegrated amygdala. Unguent.
been saying this for many years, if democrats actually fixed any of the issues they campaign on then they couldn't campaign on them any more, so their actual strategies are *not about winning*
they don't want to be the dog that caught the car
they don't want to be the dog that caught the car
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
been saying this for many years, if democrats actually fixed any of the issues they campaign on then they couldn't campaign on them any more, so their actual strategies are *not about winning*
they don't want to be the dog that caught the car
they don't want to be the dog that caught the car
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
a billion years ago we had smooth galaxies. what happened to us. where did we go wrong
A smooth galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.
It is at redshift 0.079 (lookback time 1.08 billion years) with coordinates (146.02716, 55.95425).
42 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
It is at redshift 0.079 (lookback time 1.08 billion years) with coordinates (146.02716, 55.95425).
42 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
a billion years ago we had smooth galaxies. what happened to us. where did we go wrong
exceedingly rare JCO W, but it's a doozy
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
exceedingly rare JCO W, but it's a doozy
alotta you guys don't get it. you can use multiple slurp juices on your single pair of shoes and you got 10 pairs of shoes.
OK Wil’s point simplified. An e.g.
Back in the day a pair of shoes would cost a week’s wages. Let’s call it $1000
Today shoes are cheaper approx $100.
So today you could buy 10 pairs of shoes for a week’s wages.
Someone who can afford 10 pairs of shoes is richer than someone who can afford one.
Back in the day a pair of shoes would cost a week’s wages. Let’s call it $1000
Today shoes are cheaper approx $100.
So today you could buy 10 pairs of shoes for a week’s wages.
Someone who can afford 10 pairs of shoes is richer than someone who can afford one.
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
alotta you guys don't get it. you can use multiple slurp juices on your single pair of shoes and you got 10 pairs of shoes.
dudes rock
Wikipedia HERO
A guy discovered a faked photo of a rare blue gas on Wikipedia. So he SYNTHESIZED THE GAS HIMSELF so that he could photograph it. Yesterday he updated the article with this real photo of trifluoronitrosomethane:
A guy discovered a faked photo of a rare blue gas on Wikipedia. So he SYNTHESIZED THE GAS HIMSELF so that he could photograph it. Yesterday he updated the article with this real photo of trifluoronitrosomethane:
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
dudes rock