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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)

½ a goon and ½ a god.

No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.

he/him

cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling
the Angry Birds are saying swears and I have video
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
just one time I would like to make myself cornbread at night without my roommates drifting into the kitchen on a trail of cornbread aroma

go the fuck back to sleep deadbeat, this is MINE
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I am putting leaves from a tree into a large bag made from a tree
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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RFK Jr has released a shocking report showing that the number of young men with beet-red penises has dropped to nearly zero
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
you're telling me this antifreeze is prestoned
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Homeless mother. Hotel due TUESDAY. I am at $80/$250.

Anything extra is food and hygiene. NSFW ways to support in my bio.

venmo.com/u/rubyraysap...
ko-fi.com/alyssaisbroken
Venmo | Ruby Sapphire
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
venmo.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The worst thing that can happen to an American is to buy something and then see it went on sale
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Nothing but trouble
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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324/365. 1982 Fiat Spider.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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325/365. "Moab Man."
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
nobody even RSVPed for the Matrix Fuck Rave in my apartment
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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The Klingons in later Trek look different than in the TOS, where they lack the distinctive forehead ridges. This morphological difference exists in-universe, as confirmed by the Tribble episode of DS9. Enterprise resolved this plot hole (genetic virus) yet the Klingons in SNW have forehead ridges
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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That wasn't very Forklift Certified of you
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I really hope my roommates don't mind that I made the house smell like an Indian restaurant
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
(quiet, growly guitar riff)
are
YOU
READYYY
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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u couldnt have a three girl rhumba these days because of the economy. do u know how much it costs to rent a ballroom
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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We managed to squeeze through and take care of the critical things about to kill us yesterday!

Can we do more than just survive today?

We need to pick up the pace if we're ever gonna get in a healthier situation than being stuck in this tent!

Anything helps! Thank you!
🙏⚒️💕💸🏳‍⚧♿💜
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
what if a horse's eyes were where it's nostrils are and vice versa, would you feel less scared then
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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cream of telephone. "the dialing-ointment"
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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He’s so happy I’m home 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
they are back and it's groove time
Robber Robber- "Talkback" [Official Video]
YouTube video by Robber Robber
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
won't affect me, I buy street beef
Beef prices going up again. The US has traditionally imported beef from Canada, but tariffs have made this more complex.
NYT GIFT ARTICLE.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/b...
Tyson Foods to Shut Major Beef Facility in Nebraska
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the richest child in the world actually said if you commit crimes a robot should follow you around and stop you from committing crimes, boom! justice fixed,
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ah yes, money. I was going to guess "really good sandwiches"
#Gift Remember that it was Reagan who tossed aside Keynesian economics that had America prosper. With Reagan, the country's increasing wealth divide began. Now big money buys elections.

wapo.st/4ipXaBd
How billionaires took over American politics
The current concentration of wealth is unlike anything in history. So is billionaires’ involvement in politics.
wapo.st
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
as a Sagittarius, I am so tired
WELCOME SAGITTARIUS SEASON! HYPERBOLE! ENTHUSIASM! AGGRESSIVE GENEROSITY! OPTIMISTICALLY OVEREXTEND YOURSELF! KNOW IT ALL! TMI! PDA! UNHINGED AS AN ATTACHMENT STYLE! BRUTAL HONESTY AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! LIFE IS SHORT! REGRET IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD INSIDE! F ICE! EAT THE OLIGARCHY! FREE PALESTINE!
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM