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Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
@kelofulthar.bsky.social
My name is immaterial. Saturdays child, all grown. To all you clown comics, fix your hearts or die.
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Listening to my husband talk to his parents is fucking agonizing
February 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The Korean girl in the book I’m reading met a very nice white feminist boy at her school and let me tell ya the RED FLAGS ARE WAIVING
February 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Ah, there it is
“Homeless encampment sweeps are ineffective, they are costly and they don’t actually solve the problem of homeless,” said Jeremy Saunders, an executive director of VOCAL-NY.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/n...
Mamdani to Reinstitute Homeless Encampment Sweeps
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
The whole Andrew thing is very funny because the most obvious order of events was Charles being clued in that Andrew was definitely going to be arrested and his response being “well, don’t do it in my house”
February 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Was chatting with someone on threads lamenting that it would be nice to go to parks and cemeteries in the evening and someone pipes up telling me that rules are fake and they can’t stop me from “grieving my ancestors”
February 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The Decemberists were a band that caught my attention and affection at such a time that they are like, imbedded in my nervous system.
February 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I’m I’m Kel (changed handle and avatar simultaneously)
February 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Lmao at my husband slowly edging out of the room as I talk at him about Game of Thrones
February 18, 2026 at 3:50 AM
My husband bought a 5 pack of ny strip, what do I do with ny strip that’s not just, steak
February 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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soup, soup, soup, soup, soup!
February 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Discontent in r/lotr
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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The doctor getting ready to show me my colonoscopy results
this isn't a movie but a cinematic adventure
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Someone on Threads talking about the likelihood of Colorado going off like kindling this summer said “luckily the area near me already burned in 2020” honey what
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
He sure is out here just continuing to say things
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Y’all there is a mid level executive at Walgreens who’s name is Heidi Ho
February 17, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Have some serious complaints about tonight’s poke bowl
February 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Kinda sad
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Obsessed with this guy sitting outside a restaurant in Denver that’s actively on fire
February 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Okay I don’t like sharing AI shit but I saw this and it’s killing me. King of Missing The Point generated this. It says so so so much about who generated it and nothing about the show at all
February 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I cooked all my eggs and my bread was moldy so I’m really lacking in things to have for a late night snack here
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Tattoo has entered the Itchy Stage
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Watched the Pitt first then Knight of the Seven Kingdoms to lighten the mood and it DID NOT DO THAT
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I’ve really grown to despise Dr Santos on the Pitt lol
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM