Christopher Horn
@platypusranch.bsky.social
Avid doodler. Soldier of Misfortune.
https://hornography.art
https://hornography.art
Hey! More stickers! All available at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Hey! More stickers! All available at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
The self-identified "Window of Truth" has weighed in on a football game and its halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The self-identified "Window of Truth" has weighed in on a football game and its halftime show.
How useless do social media sites become as a source of entertainment when you're following 19.9K, 71K, 116.5K, or 251.6K accounts?
These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me.
It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.
These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me.
It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
How useless do social media sites become as a source of entertainment when you're following 19.9K, 71K, 116.5K, or 251.6K accounts?
These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me.
It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.
These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me.
It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.
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got my congealed curry license
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
got my congealed curry license
Well, well. If it isn't the
February 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Well, well. If it isn't the
Do you ever wonder about something from your past, do a search, do some tangential searches, click a link or two, and wind up confronted with an image like this?
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Do you ever wonder about something from your past, do a search, do some tangential searches, click a link or two, and wind up confronted with an image like this?
Hey! STICKERS. Right now, it's the seven Roller Skating Foods, but more will be added. Feel free to pass it around, especially if you know anyone in to that kind of thing.
Visit Christopher Horn's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Hey! STICKERS. Right now, it's the seven Roller Skating Foods, but more will be added. Feel free to pass it around, especially if you know anyone in to that kind of thing.
This stack of OK Soda stamps was recently unearthed in my home.
OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.
OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This stack of OK Soda stamps was recently unearthed in my home.
OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.
OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.
I'm making physical things now.
Tweaking some things and making sure the quality is not dogshit first.
It's got me all worked up.
Tweaking some things and making sure the quality is not dogshit first.
It's got me all worked up.
January 19, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I'm making physical things now.
Tweaking some things and making sure the quality is not dogshit first.
It's got me all worked up.
Tweaking some things and making sure the quality is not dogshit first.
It's got me all worked up.
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not sleeping tonight, just wriggling around instead. getting in a full 8 hours of squirmin
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
not sleeping tonight, just wriggling around instead. getting in a full 8 hours of squirmin
Every time I carve out the time to watch a movie that I've heard nothing good about, I end up thinking, "it was fine." Sometimes, "I actually liked it."
I finally got around to watching Borderlands (2024).
What a fuckin' stinker. Absolutely abysmal.
I finally got around to watching Borderlands (2024).
What a fuckin' stinker. Absolutely abysmal.
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Every time I carve out the time to watch a movie that I've heard nothing good about, I end up thinking, "it was fine." Sometimes, "I actually liked it."
I finally got around to watching Borderlands (2024).
What a fuckin' stinker. Absolutely abysmal.
I finally got around to watching Borderlands (2024).
What a fuckin' stinker. Absolutely abysmal.
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Well, it looks like my Teepublic Account got nuked. Weird.
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Well, it looks like my Teepublic Account got nuked. Weird.
It's Tuesday, so you should go buy a t-shirt (or a sticker, magnet, or something else)!
New for this week, the Eager Beaver.
New for this week, the Eager Beaver.
Eager Beaver by platypusranch
With a can-do attitude, this beaver is ready for anything the day has in store!
www.teepublic.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's Tuesday, so you should go buy a t-shirt (or a sticker, magnet, or something else)!
New for this week, the Eager Beaver.
New for this week, the Eager Beaver.
The window marquee sign crank officially sucks.
January 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The window marquee sign crank officially sucks.
I'm shooting to add a design every week this year.
T-Shirt Tuesday begins (or stickers, magnets, hats, etc.)!
T-Shirt Tuesday begins (or stickers, magnets, hats, etc.)!
Danziggy by platypusranch
Glenn X Tom Wilson.
www.teepublic.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'm shooting to add a design every week this year.
T-Shirt Tuesday begins (or stickers, magnets, hats, etc.)!
T-Shirt Tuesday begins (or stickers, magnets, hats, etc.)!
Scored this little glass bull today.
\m/
\m/
January 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Scored this little glass bull today.
\m/
\m/
There's an old crank in my neighborhood with a large marquee sign in his window. Today's message:
SOCIALISM = THE
GOSPEL OF MISERY!
SOCIALISM = THE
GOSPEL OF MISERY!
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
There's an old crank in my neighborhood with a large marquee sign in his window. Today's message:
SOCIALISM = THE
GOSPEL OF MISERY!
SOCIALISM = THE
GOSPEL OF MISERY!
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365/365. This exercise has concluded.
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
365/365. This exercise has concluded.
364/365. The Sofrito Boys.
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
364/365. The Sofrito Boys.
363/365. He's a distant cousin.
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
363/365. He's a distant cousin.
The amount of detritus my navel collects in a single day is beyond reason.
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The amount of detritus my navel collects in a single day is beyond reason.
362/365. The Space Cowboy: Cosmic Gunslinger.
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
362/365. The Space Cowboy: Cosmic Gunslinger.