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Mat G
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per aspera ad absurdum

Programmer (he/him), PhD student at Technische Universität München (Database Systems).
On Soros' payroll. Nazi punks: fuck off! Opinions distributed free of charge under the MIT license.

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Turns out it's impoasible to portray capitalism in *any way* without it turning into a critique
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Lots of possibilities.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Kim Wexler, uhh I mean Carol Sturka, oops I mean RHEA SEEHORN won a golden globe for PLUR1BUS!!!!
Watch Plur1bus and Better Call Saul for this woman alone 👏👏👏
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 AM
That's easy, I played Dark Souls on a PC with mouse and keyboard and wanted to stab myself in the stomach to escape that
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This *has to* be a bit, there's no way
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."

ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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The DAX did fine until Stalingrad.
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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oh no are they ok
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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lost golden age. now i can READ and i have to see your POSTS
January 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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would it be particularly cold to say that the least survivable things in this list aren't really about you
Week 1. We invaded Venezuela. We killed the ACA subsidies. We destroyed the Kennedy Center. We murdered a woman in cold blood over deportations. We threatened Greenland, now we are offering them $100,000 per person to allow us to take over their country.
First 7 days. Can we survive a year of this?
January 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I think we all need to make space to acknowledge that ICE is indeed materially worse than American cops *without* taking away how terrible the cops are.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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ChatGPT: The Handjob Where Nobody Cums™
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Wait so when Trending was saying "The Traitors" it was about some show and not the current geopolitical situation huh
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"The worst thing would be to live your life"

Sorry for bringing obscure philosophical terms into this, but this is exactly what Epicurus defined as "massive skill issue, bro"
[continues reading]

“The worst thing would be to go through your life, having your life be shaped by forces that you don’t understand.”

So they took that as a challenge to invent something even worse?
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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“Zervas remains single” 🙃
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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To be fair, things would be a lot less messy and awkward for these meganerds if the AIs just fucked on their behalf as well.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I know this is old but it will never stop being funny
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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This is valid of course, but somehow I'm thinking of Kyle Rittenhouse. A child who brought a murder stick to a place he didn't understand, didn't belong in, and should not have been, who was valorized a hero because his victims were "those kind of people."
I remember one of the first IDSGs @danielharper.bsky.social & I did back in '19 when we discussed Unite the Right and the way the Right constructed fantasy alternative universe storytimes to demonstrate that James Alex Fields was just a poor innocent wittle baby who never meant to hurt anybody...
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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It is some kind of sick irony that this shooting happened like a mile from where the George Floyd murder happened.
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I disembark the landing craft, rifle in hand. Finally, I will show the strength of my proud nation! 🇺🇲

I look around. Nothing but ice, snow, trees in the distance. I see my breath in the air

My consciousness is severed as Jens obliterates my battalion with a push of a button on his drone controller
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
To slightly elaborate, regular cops are *trained* to be able to kill and get away with it. I don't suspect them of valuing human life, but they have a whole lot of training on how to get away with murder without causing a PR nightmare. There's a reason Floyd's murderer's conviction was extraordinary
It's of course valid to say that the USA has a long history of murdering its citizens (and foreigners), but there are still levels. This? This is like just one step tamer than straight up putting random people off the street against a wall. Absolutely horrifying.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
As much as I am an unrecoverable cynic that has always expected the worst, today's murder was still chilling. In complete disbelief of the senselessness of it all. I didn't even know there was still a boundary that could've been pushed within me, but hey, here we are.
it's been an absolute motherfucker of a week, give each other some grace today
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
*I stand atop a pile of bodies waving an egg carton*

The prices are sky high!

*camera is blinded by searing light as a nuclear missile detonates*

Trump is laser focused on a global thermonuclear war, but what does it do to lower costs?!

*the shockwave hits obliterating me instantly*
someone in the comms office needs to sit down for two seconds, read the first part of this again, think about how absolutely fucking batshit it is, and try again with the rest of it

they’re threatening a military takeover of greenland! what the fuck!
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM