Mat G
@gienieczko.com
per aspera ad absurdum
Programmer (he/him), PhD student at Technische Universität München (Database Systems).
On Soros' payroll. Nazi punks: fuck off! Opinions distributed free of charge under the MIT license.
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https://gienieczko.com
Programmer (he/him), PhD student at Technische Universität München (Database Systems).
On Soros' payroll. Nazi punks: fuck off! Opinions distributed free of charge under the MIT license.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟
https://gienieczko.com
Is that... Is that what I think it is
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is that... Is that what I think it is
Yes, it is infuriating.
PSA: you can disable that shit
PSA: you can disable that shit
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yes, it is infuriating.
PSA: you can disable that shit
PSA: you can disable that shit
The near-universal rule of being maximally charitable to chuds selling snake oil got us to this place, and this place fucking sucks, so to cite a classic:
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The near-universal rule of being maximally charitable to chuds selling snake oil got us to this place, and this place fucking sucks, so to cite a classic:
It's actually pretty hard to understand. It can mean one of two things: either the computer is a thinking conscious being, which is terrifying; or it is not but instead does things on my files based on vague language and without asking for permission, which is somehow more terrifying
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's actually pretty hard to understand. It can mean one of two things: either the computer is a thinking conscious being, which is terrifying; or it is not but instead does things on my files based on vague language and without asking for permission, which is somehow more terrifying
This is completely incomprehensible to me, like what's the use case here? I'm playing Balatro but I don't really feel like playing Balatro so I ask the computer to play Balatro instead?
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is completely incomprehensible to me, like what's the use case here? I'm playing Balatro but I don't really feel like playing Balatro so I ask the computer to play Balatro instead?
This kid absolutely fucked the turkey when no one was looking
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This kid absolutely fucked the turkey when no one was looking
First of all, nice for Sun Tzu to release a new version, still waiting for the sequel (2 Art 2 War?)
Second, "for politics, business, and everyday life"? Nah bruh, I'm pretty sure it's about fucking war.
"Victorious warriors maximise their KPIs first and then go to war" ~Sun Tzu, MBA.
Second, "for politics, business, and everyday life"? Nah bruh, I'm pretty sure it's about fucking war.
"Victorious warriors maximise their KPIs first and then go to war" ~Sun Tzu, MBA.
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
First of all, nice for Sun Tzu to release a new version, still waiting for the sequel (2 Art 2 War?)
Second, "for politics, business, and everyday life"? Nah bruh, I'm pretty sure it's about fucking war.
"Victorious warriors maximise their KPIs first and then go to war" ~Sun Tzu, MBA.
Second, "for politics, business, and everyday life"? Nah bruh, I'm pretty sure it's about fucking war.
"Victorious warriors maximise their KPIs first and then go to war" ~Sun Tzu, MBA.
It is in moments like this that we need to remember that Nate Silver looks like this
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It is in moments like this that we need to remember that Nate Silver looks like this
Cool, coolcoolcool. Chill and hinged thing to say and do. So happy we are prioritising and destigmatising mental healthcare
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Cool, coolcoolcool. Chill and hinged thing to say and do. So happy we are prioritising and destigmatising mental healthcare
You, a rube: instant coffee
Me, an intellectual: crack coffeine
Me, an intellectual: crack coffeine
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
You, a rube: instant coffee
Me, an intellectual: crack coffeine
Me, an intellectual: crack coffeine
Is this a call to violence??
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Is this a call to violence??
Okay, the second one is gorgeous, I love it.
In the first one I'm not sure I love how they did my boy Mort (I assume it's him) dirty
In the first one I'm not sure I love how they did my boy Mort (I assume it's him) dirty
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Okay, the second one is gorgeous, I love it.
In the first one I'm not sure I love how they did my boy Mort (I assume it's him) dirty
In the first one I'm not sure I love how they did my boy Mort (I assume it's him) dirty
All food is female because REAL MEN are TOO MANLY to ever be hungry
Raw steak and benzo pills possible exceptions
Raw steak and benzo pills possible exceptions
October 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
All food is female because REAL MEN are TOO MANLY to ever be hungry
Raw steak and benzo pills possible exceptions
Raw steak and benzo pills possible exceptions
Hej panie, panowie, chcecie zobaczyć najbardziej przeklętą rzecz w swoim życiu
October 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hej panie, panowie, chcecie zobaczyć najbardziej przeklętą rzecz w swoim życiu
I am absolutely not kidding, look what they're doing with the computers we've built for them, websites dreamt up by the utterly deranged
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am absolutely not kidding, look what they're doing with the computers we've built for them, websites dreamt up by the utterly deranged
Truly there is one for everything
October 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Truly there is one for everything
To be fair this is literally what wikipedia will tell you, so it's a pretty common misconception
I don't even know if "misconception" is the correct word here, I feel like it's a pretty meaningless characterisation.
I don't even know if "misconception" is the correct word here, I feel like it's a pretty meaningless characterisation.
September 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
To be fair this is literally what wikipedia will tell you, so it's a pretty common misconception
I don't even know if "misconception" is the correct word here, I feel like it's a pretty meaningless characterisation.
I don't even know if "misconception" is the correct word here, I feel like it's a pretty meaningless characterisation.
Homer: oh no it's just ash
Brain: ash can be created from burners
Homer: explain how!
Brain: heat can be exchanged to disintegrate solid materials into ash
Brain: ash can be created from burners
Homer: explain how!
Brain: heat can be exchanged to disintegrate solid materials into ash
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Homer: oh no it's just ash
Brain: ash can be created from burners
Homer: explain how!
Brain: heat can be exchanged to disintegrate solid materials into ash
Brain: ash can be created from burners
Homer: explain how!
Brain: heat can be exchanged to disintegrate solid materials into ash
Thank you for your attention in this matter!
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Thank you for your attention in this matter!
It feels like low-hanging fruit at this point but like, come on
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It feels like low-hanging fruit at this point but like, come on