Cal M. 🐉
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Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
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Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger
Faust sold his soul to Mephistopheles so he could know the future. Macbeth fell into Hell following the three witches’ prediction. Where will our guarantees for the future lead us now?
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Faust sold his soul to Mephistopheles so he could know the future. Macbeth fell into Hell following the three witches’ prediction. Where will our guarantees for the future lead us now?
@unusualwhales.bsky.social There was a piece released today in MarketWatch by Charlie Garcia about the Japanese bond market. The Japanese bond market finally has life. It really looks like it may be setting up for something huge, and that they may be pulling out of US bonds
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@unusualwhales.bsky.social There was a piece released today in MarketWatch by Charlie Garcia about the Japanese bond market. The Japanese bond market finally has life. It really looks like it may be setting up for something huge, and that they may be pulling out of US bonds
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Ukraine has fully rejected Trump’s proposed peace plan on the basis that the plan is dumb as shit.
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ukraine has fully rejected Trump’s proposed peace plan on the basis that the plan is dumb as shit.
@unusualwhales.bsky.social Just checked in on the Bitcoin market before heading off to bed.. it has shot down in two hours
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
@unusualwhales.bsky.social Just checked in on the Bitcoin market before heading off to bed.. it has shot down in two hours
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She just, like...said it? Out loud?
Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
She just, like...said it? Out loud?
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holy shit, the maginot line can talk
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
holy shit, the maginot line can talk
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It turns out that people who caught Trump Derangement Syndrome got herd immunity from stupidity.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It turns out that people who caught Trump Derangement Syndrome got herd immunity from stupidity.
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sorry but i think it’s newsworthy every time someone wants to fuck rfk jr. and we’re never going to fully understand human psychology if we don’t figure it out
It rocks that all 20 people who genuinely think the Olivia Nuzzi stuff is interesting have editorial discretion at major media outlets. Just publish your group chats
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
sorry but i think it’s newsworthy every time someone wants to fuck rfk jr. and we’re never going to fully understand human psychology if we don’t figure it out
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We need an intrepid soul to ask Trump if he spits or swallows
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We need an intrepid soul to ask Trump if he spits or swallows
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Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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Literally the plot of Hostel but even more craven because you're hiding in the hills like a bitch. Horrifying
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Literally the plot of Hostel but even more craven because you're hiding in the hills like a bitch. Horrifying
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
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If they vote to do it, I genuinely think this is our Tea Party moment.
Oust every single last fucking one of these worthless slugs by any political means necessary.
Oust every single last fucking one of these worthless slugs by any political means necessary.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If they vote to do it, I genuinely think this is our Tea Party moment.
Oust every single last fucking one of these worthless slugs by any political means necessary.
Oust every single last fucking one of these worthless slugs by any political means necessary.
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as recently as this morning I would have said "there's nothing that can possibly happen to make me wish dick cheney could have lived just one more day"
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
as recently as this morning I would have said "there's nothing that can possibly happen to make me wish dick cheney could have lived just one more day"
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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A COMPLETE AND TOTAL REPUDIATION OF TRUMP AND MAGA
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A COMPLETE AND TOTAL REPUDIATION OF TRUMP AND MAGA
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You’d think it would be a major scandal at least in certain circles that the CEO of America’s most valuable defense contractor gets absolutely blasted on heroic amounts of cocaine before going on TV and screaming about his stock being down 5%
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You’d think it would be a major scandal at least in certain circles that the CEO of America’s most valuable defense contractor gets absolutely blasted on heroic amounts of cocaine before going on TV and screaming about his stock being down 5%
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we are truly in the darkest timeline
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
we are truly in the darkest timeline
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God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
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why do all the antiwokes who move to texas to escape the woke mind virus move to fucking austin
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
why do all the antiwokes who move to texas to escape the woke mind virus move to fucking austin
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If this guy loses I think we're done with everything and I don't mean that in a hyperbolic sense at all. Like if this guy can't get elected, our hearts are too fucking dark to be happy and hope for a brighter future because it'll mean we chose Cuomo
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If this guy loses I think we're done with everything and I don't mean that in a hyperbolic sense at all. Like if this guy can't get elected, our hearts are too fucking dark to be happy and hope for a brighter future because it'll mean we chose Cuomo