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We need an intrepid soul to ask Trump if he spits or swallows
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Literally the plot of Hostel but even more craven because you're hiding in the hills like a bitch. Horrifying
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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If they vote to do it, I genuinely think this is our Tea Party moment.

Oust every single last fucking one of these worthless slugs by any political means necessary.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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as recently as this morning I would have said "there's nothing that can possibly happen to make me wish dick cheney could have lived just one more day"
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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A COMPLETE AND TOTAL REPUDIATION OF TRUMP AND MAGA
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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You’d think it would be a major scandal at least in certain circles that the CEO of America’s most valuable defense contractor gets absolutely blasted on heroic amounts of cocaine before going on TV and screaming about his stock being down 5%
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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we are truly in the darkest timeline
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight

Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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why do all the antiwokes who move to texas to escape the woke mind virus move to fucking austin
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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If this guy loses I think we're done with everything and I don't mean that in a hyperbolic sense at all. Like if this guy can't get elected, our hearts are too fucking dark to be happy and hope for a brighter future because it'll mean we chose Cuomo
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.

So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Kudos to South Korea who understood the assignment: play him like a cheap fiddle.
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Canada will remember.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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YouTube recommended a PragerU video to me and I have never once slammed the "Never Recommend This Channel" button so fast
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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They're gonna what
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says Trump and Xi will "consummate" a TikTok deal on Thursday in South Korea, confirming a final US-China agreement on the sale (Anthony Ha/TechCrunch)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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By proceeding with the loading of my groceries in the car before seeking approval from alleged "cashiers," I forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."
By proceeding with the demolition of the White House East Wing before seeking approval from federal agencies for a new ballroom, President Donald Trump forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."
How Trump Demolished the White House East Wing
By putting the demolition of the East Wing before the necessary approvals for his ballroom, President Donald Trump borrowed a tactic known as “stake-driving” to force an outcome.
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October 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I’m sure Bessent was out on the back forty under the hood of his combine and had to be dragged into this interview.
Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Also, the ad was not “fraudulent” in any way shape or form. Reagan said it.

Trump thinks we are all morons.
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Those who do learn from history are doomed to have people tell them they’re overreacting
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Exclusive: Anthropic spent $2.66 billion on Amazon Web Services in the first three quarters of 2025, around 100% of their estimated revenue. Its costs appear to increase with their revenue, showing little path to profitability.
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This Is How Much Anthropic and Cursor Spend On Amazon Web Services
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October 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM