Jibble
jibble.bsky.social
Jibble
@jibble.bsky.social
Someone who will never stop promising themselves they're really going to use that couche someday to learn to make baguettes.
Shout out to my friends on Transgender Day of Visibility.

I have witnessed so much joy in seeing you be your full and true selves and I love every last one of you! 🏳️‍⚧️
April 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you have a turkey in your freezer it might already be time to take it out...
November 23, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here

bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Two weeks ago there was pretty broad commentary that Trump has suffered significant mental deterioration.

Maybe we should keep that in mind when trying to make sense of anything he does now and not revert to 2016-era framing that attempts to claim he has some sort of coherent plan.
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.
November 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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This thing - don't cancel your plans to door knock, don't cancel your plans to phone bank, don't cancel your plans to do every last thing you can do - just do it with that extra pep in your step!
I love everybody’s “holy shit we’re gonna win??” energy tonight but I’m converting it all into knocking doors tomorrow like Pennsylvania is a dead tie and the next door is going to be the one to break it

(I do think “the campaign that seems to be having more fun wins” is generally true tho)
November 3, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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I truly believe that we're going to win, but winning isn't enough for me. I want to crush them so hard that every hateful bit of rhetoric they've tried becomes toxic for a decade. I want them in disarray.

Don't stop. BE THE CRUSHING VICTORY!
This thing - don't cancel your plans to door knock, don't cancel your plans to phone bank, don't cancel your plans to do every last thing you can do - just do it with that extra pep in your step!
I love everybody’s “holy shit we’re gonna win??” energy tonight but I’m converting it all into knocking doors tomorrow like Pennsylvania is a dead tie and the next door is going to be the one to break it

(I do think “the campaign that seems to be having more fun wins” is generally true tho)
November 3, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
October 26, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Answers to all your questions about Embroidery problems
web.archive.org
October 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Yeah so "Chili Dog", a paid blue checkmark account on Twitter with 4.5k followers says there's a rumor that Trump groped a donor's teenage daughter at a fundraiser and that maybe it's on video which is maybe why Jack Posobiec and Charlie Kirk are crying about deep fakes that are about to come out
October 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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We, as a country, were brutally and legally segregated until recently! And there are many who would prefer to go back to it!

This country has the *potential* to be better than this, but it has been and will continue to be a fight.
I get the sentiment (and love Micah, he's awesome), but "we" are definitionally not better than this.

"We" are a country where "this" has sufficient popular support that the election outcome remains in question.

That's who "we" are, as a country.
look if one candidate is going to close the campaign with “Hitler had good ideas and we should use the military on domestic enemies” and he still wins the election, I dunno man

I have to believe we’re better than this
October 23, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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"Trump asked, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”
[A]n aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000."
"Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!"

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’
The Republican nominee’s preoccupation with dictators, and his disdain for the American military, is deepening.
www.theatlantic.com
October 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
September 18, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Hell yeah, top 10%. Glad this place is growing fast!
September 17, 2024 at 3:42 AM
How it started How it's going
September 15, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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I've said this before but if you want to actually, steadily, reliably lose weight the two greatest tools you can add to your arsenal are a kitchen scale that measures in grams and a good calorie-tracking app.

The willpower to use them, unfortunately, can't be bought ... but having them helps!
September 14, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Imagine being Nikki Haley. You endure all the racism, threats, and hate from running against Trump in the primary, then eat your last shred of dignity and endorse him anyway. Then Dick fucking Cheney comes along and shows how low the bar for moral courage is that you couldn’t clear.
September 6, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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yep, and i think this is entirely a product of a fiction that has consumed so many american elites, which is that trump is the tribune of the authentic people and it would be untoward to hold him legally accountable without a political verdict from those people
trump committed endless crimes before, during, and after his presidency, and every single institution with even the slightest smidge of responsibility for seeing that the laws are upheld or otherwise opposing him have said to the people in a nearly singular voice: "this is your problem, not ours"
September 6, 2024 at 5:45 PM
You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
September 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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BREAKING: A superseding, post-immunity ruling indictment against Donald Trump has been issued in federal court in DC. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
August 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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It makes me so proud to see the work of countless organizers, activists, and progressive legislators to shape this Tim Walz pay off and inspire the nation.

You get what you organize for.
Did he just say that healthcare and housing are human rights?!?!?!
August 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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God fucking dammit, as a disabled person who knows even the littlest bit of disabled history,

Seeing Walz’s son able to stand in a spotlight like that, not hidden away as a result of his disability, not forced to mask but instead permitted to express himself sincerely,

I’m in tears.
August 22, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Post a non religious picture u think of as holy
August 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM