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jibble.bsky.social
Jibble
@jibble.bsky.social
Someone who will never stop promising themselves they're really going to use that couche someday to learn to make baguettes.
The reason is to make the numbers go up (not a disorder) and/or down (not a disorder).
May 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
April 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"I've just launched a cryptocurrency and am now announcing that the government will be forced to buy cryptocurrency."
January 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I feel like we have this reckoning with every bad election cycle but it does help you identify which people hold actual values and which people just want to win regardless of the cost.

"The cost", of course, being paid by someone that is not them.
November 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I can't believe this is how I found out.
November 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Saw a Ben Folds orchestra show and got the set list. Saw Sam Smith in the elevator the next morning.

Thought Ben might be there too, had my camera, wandered away from my wife for two minutes.

Returned to her excitedly holding up the signed set list and watched Ben Folds' back as he walked away.
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
DJIA was at 14k in October 2007. It was at 9k in November 2008. Banks were failing, foreclosures were soaring, everything was in a freefall.

There's a reason the Democrats managed to get a filibuster proof majority (for a brief period) in the Senate.
November 18, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Love to talk about President Trump taking on the horrible fraud that took place under the PPP loan program that was created and administered by...President Trump.
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 AM
We're just a few months away from all of them saying "We respect the right of the President to choose his cabinet".
November 14, 2024 at 5:34 AM
No discussion is made more productive by introducing deliberate misinformation.

If you disagree with someone here, offer a polite and reasoned argument as to why. I don't see many people getting blocked for that.

...unless you're arguing against calling them skeets.
November 14, 2024 at 5:16 AM
60k "Uncommitted" in PA vs a Trump margin of 139k. There's not a case to be made for PA.
November 12, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Not gonna lie this thing would have easily eaten up an afternoon for me as a kid. Probably a whole day if I brought a ball with me.
November 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
For me this falls under "don't comply in advance". He is an existential threat but there's no reason to cede ground on the idea that there *should* be proper elections every year moving forward.

If they want to kill our elections, make them work for it.
November 10, 2024 at 4:00 AM
"...but if you worked on the Harris campaign you can fuck right off."
November 10, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SKREADS
November 8, 2024 at 7:07 PM
The number of replies I have drafted and deleted this week for this very reason...
November 8, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Those levels reminded me of 3D Dot Game Heroes for the PS3. Not a Sony game but a similar aesthetic.
November 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I often find myself revisiting this cartoon from @9mmballpoint.bsky.social
November 1, 2024 at 3:05 PM