emma zhou
@emmz.bsky.social
director of BCI research at science corp! formerly a software engineer at neuralink and medium.
multiclassing:
https://bsky.app/profile/neurocat.bsky.social
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multiclassing:
https://bsky.app/profile/neurocat.bsky.social
🐈⬛🪴🧠💻✨
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We’ll get it right this year
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We’ll get it right this year
I will believe ASI is here when a robot successfully pets a cat for the correct amount of time
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I will believe ASI is here when a robot successfully pets a cat for the correct amount of time
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$ fit checkout
> yeah looking good dude, nice jacket
> yeah looking good dude, nice jacket
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
$ fit checkout
> yeah looking good dude, nice jacket
> yeah looking good dude, nice jacket
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A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
praying to demeter for a good random seed
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
praying to demeter for a good random seed
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do you know how many lines of code I’ve hand-deleted from this thing
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
do you know how many lines of code I’ve hand-deleted from this thing
little christmas kitten in her christmas fort 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
little christmas kitten in her christmas fort 🎄
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December 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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All research is exploratory if you’re confused enough
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
All research is exploratory if you’re confused enough
I wonder how many phones scammers lose access to every holiday season as people’s kids, horrified to find their parents’ phones 12 major versions behind and with account passwords like “0000”, nuke everything and start over
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I wonder how many phones scammers lose access to every holiday season as people’s kids, horrified to find their parents’ phones 12 major versions behind and with account passwords like “0000”, nuke everything and start over
I think everyone has approximately the same amount of conspiracy energy, and if you don’t dissipate it decoding taylor swift lyrics or debugging linux drivers, it inevitably comes out as beliefs about faked moon landings
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think everyone has approximately the same amount of conspiracy energy, and if you don’t dissipate it decoding taylor swift lyrics or debugging linux drivers, it inevitably comes out as beliefs about faked moon landings
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B. Parmeyev, 1977
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
B. Parmeyev, 1977
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debugging, a haiku
What's causing this bug?
Let's add a console.log
The bug is now gone
What's causing this bug?
Let's add a console.log
The bug is now gone
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
debugging, a haiku
What's causing this bug?
Let's add a console.log
The bug is now gone
What's causing this bug?
Let's add a console.log
The bug is now gone
sufficiently advanced math indistinguishable from ghosts
you can kinda distill everything into “ghosts vs math” these days. you believe in one or the other. disturbing realization.
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
sufficiently advanced math indistinguishable from ghosts
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Gm to all the friendly people in my neural interface
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gm to all the friendly people in my neural interface
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As a child, you yearn for titanium
As an adult, you realize tungsten is what you wanted all along
As an adult, you realize tungsten is what you wanted all along
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As a child, you yearn for titanium
As an adult, you realize tungsten is what you wanted all along
As an adult, you realize tungsten is what you wanted all along
the @science.xyz cofounders, on the prompt “look to the future”
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the @science.xyz cofounders, on the prompt “look to the future”
god grant me the confidence of jesse mccartney singing “I don’t speak spanish, japanese, or french, but the way that body moving definitely make sense”
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
god grant me the confidence of jesse mccartney singing “I don’t speak spanish, japanese, or french, but the way that body moving definitely make sense”
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Has neuroscience gone too far?
Frontiers | Taylor Swift versus Mozart: music preferences of C57BL/6J mice
IntroductionMusic has become an established complementary element of modern medicine, demonstrating beneficial effects towards various diseases such as demen...
www.frontiersin.org
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Has neuroscience gone too far?
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cozymaxxing season ☕️
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
cozymaxxing season ☕️
cozymaxxing season ☕️
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
cozymaxxing season ☕️
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🪢 it’s too late; topologize 🪢
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🪢 it’s too late; topologize 🪢