Jeff Marker
@jffmarker.bsky.social
Dad, dev, everything in between.
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POV: You are a new video game joining my backlog.
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
POV: You are a new video game joining my backlog.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service
September 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service
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Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!
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Haunted house for introverts: people pop out and try to make small talk. Final room is a networking event where everyone asks for your info at once
October 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Haunted house for introverts: people pop out and try to make small talk. Final room is a networking event where everyone asks for your info at once
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Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker
July 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker
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Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
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[receiving an email from my boss saying that we need to have a talk] uh oh
[noticing that there seems to be a lot of health packs and ammunition outside of my boss's office] UH OH
[noticing that there seems to be a lot of health packs and ammunition outside of my boss's office] UH OH
June 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
[receiving an email from my boss saying that we need to have a talk] uh oh
[noticing that there seems to be a lot of health packs and ammunition outside of my boss's office] UH OH
[noticing that there seems to be a lot of health packs and ammunition outside of my boss's office] UH OH
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ME: hey what's up
MC ESCHER: i have no idea
MC ESCHER: i have no idea
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ME: hey what's up
MC ESCHER: i have no idea
MC ESCHER: i have no idea
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When a random DC number texts you, you can't help but assume
April 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When a random DC number texts you, you can't help but assume
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love how the inventor of the comma was like, "wait, i'm not FINISHED ✋"
April 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
love how the inventor of the comma was like, "wait, i'm not FINISHED ✋"
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I get it computer
I don’t know if I should sleep, shut down or restart either
I don’t know if I should sleep, shut down or restart either
April 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I get it computer
I don’t know if I should sleep, shut down or restart either
I don’t know if I should sleep, shut down or restart either
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some people should come with a skip intro button
March 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
some people should come with a skip intro button
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I’m not losing an hour this weekend. That hour is losing me.
March 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m not losing an hour this weekend. That hour is losing me.
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Never understood why we can't agree where the buttons should be
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Never understood why we can't agree where the buttons should be
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ariel is the disney princess i have the least in common with because shes actively trying to be part of all this
March 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ariel is the disney princess i have the least in common with because shes actively trying to be part of all this
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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POV: You're in your 30s trying to stay up late to do some Gaming
March 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
POV: You're in your 30s trying to stay up late to do some Gaming
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SAY IT LOUDER 🗣️
February 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
SAY IT LOUDER 🗣️
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Some sound advice:
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Some sound advice:
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