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Joe Nicolia aka irrezolut, rez for short. He/Him. Pigment-smearer. Pixel-arranger. 4x ccRCC-free as of November 2025.

Creepy spaceship. Do not go inside.

Email: irrezolut@gmail.com

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rez @irrezolut.com · Nov 20
Every website a bible.
me: why must life be a never-ending series of important decisions? I need a break to relax

also me: ah, yes, let's re-play Baldur's Gate 3, so relaxing, a game that is nothing but important choices that have ever-extending knock-on effects in a tangled web of fates and tragedies
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Got a small chunk of followers for no reason the past day or so. Two of them were obviously fake and using harvested content from facebook.

Could you imagine what life would be like if there was some sort of productive outlet for all of the energy that's spent trying to trick and scam us online
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
never forget: stoners with weird friends will always prevail
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
You haven’t really lived until you’ve gotten up on a random Wednesday with the same problem you have most days:

You’re hungry but you can’t eat until 30 minutes after you take your meds

But even though you take them every day. And they’re only 5 meters away in the bathroom

You can’t
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Make Art (1/4)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Just got really stuck typing the phrase "if I don't stop bleeding" as part of a message I need to send.

So I'm just gonna blast it out*:

I am scared and frustrated right now because I have an embarrassing medical issue (IT'S MY BUTT) that is taking the system a very long time to react to.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Really need to figure out what I'm doing on this one.
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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A diptych started in 2018. These started during a lesson/prompt to collaborate. Not sure what was created during that session versus added after.

As I veered into fan art, these started to just sit and collect dust and scuffs. Then I moved across the country and they didn't make the trip.
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
more like razing from the shire amirite
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
A diptych started in 2018. These started during a lesson/prompt to collaborate. Not sure what was created during that session versus added after.

As I veered into fan art, these started to just sit and collect dust and scuffs. Then I moved across the country and they didn't make the trip.
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Hang it in the Louvre
February 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Work in progress - 28x36" (71x91cm), collage/acrylic/colored pencil, gesso on canvas.

Wheelhouse mixed media study. Multi-layer composition with some cut-in blocking around collage elements.
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Work in progress - 28x30" (71x76cm), pastel/acrylic/colored pencil/gesso on canvas.

Experimental gestural study from prompt - Cy Twombly/Xiyao Wang.
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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1. "skill" is a gatekeeping mechanism keeping me from piloting that airliner.
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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bro it's your MP. it's your MP. i can see your gauge is flashing. i know you're feeling healthy and well rested but that's a different thing. it's your MP. that's why you're posting bad. try procrastinating an important work task
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Work in progress - 28x36" (71x91cm), collage/acrylic/colored pencil, gesso on canvas.

Wheelhouse mixed media study. Multi-layer composition with some cut-in blocking around collage elements.
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Work in progress - 28x30" (71x76cm), pastel/acrylic/colored pencil/gesso on canvas.

Experimental gestural study from prompt - Cy Twombly/Xiyao Wang.
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Art!
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
One I have to do frequently is “please don’t put your head under your brother’s dick while he’s peeing”
Things I say to my dogs multiple times a day:

“Please stop licking her ass”

“That’s not your food”

“You’ve already had a treat”

“It’s just a car, it’s allowed to be on the street”

“I’m not getting that for you” (immediately followed by me retrieving the toy)

“Seriously, stop licking her ass!”
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM