Jennifer Schaffroth
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
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A pez dispenser full of ibuprofen
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A pez dispenser full of ibuprofen
Fuck you shortest day of the year, you are soooo over.
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fuck you shortest day of the year, you are soooo over.
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When the AI bubble bursts, the economy will be fucked for a hot minute. So at least we got that to look forward to.
December 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
When the AI bubble bursts, the economy will be fucked for a hot minute. So at least we got that to look forward to.
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You’re a thicc one, Mr. Grinch.
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You’re a thicc one, Mr. Grinch.
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when in doubt beat one out, I always say
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
when in doubt beat one out, I always say
The dry skin has awaken the insomniac in me
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The dry skin has awaken the insomniac in me
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How many Christmas songs does it take to get to the center of the seasonal depression?
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How many Christmas songs does it take to get to the center of the seasonal depression?
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Offloading my cognitive give-a-shit.
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Offloading my cognitive give-a-shit.
I'm just like....fuuucckkk thhhiiissss I'm going to bed
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm just like....fuuucckkk thhhiiissss I'm going to bed
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Knocking out with a cricket bat.
Knocking out with a cricket bat.
December 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Knocking out with a cricket bat.
Knocking out with a cricket bat.
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Did he just say making fuck?
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Did he just say making fuck?
When you have a great shit post but it too close to the holidays and everyone is depressed and you don't want anyone to think you're subskeeting them
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When you have a great shit post but it too close to the holidays and everyone is depressed and you don't want anyone to think you're subskeeting them
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it’s the holidays & we’re all in misery
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
it’s the holidays & we’re all in misery
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I have five guys in my mouth right now. And I'm gonna swallow.
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have five guys in my mouth right now. And I'm gonna swallow.
I've always hated Corey Feldman, even before it was cool. Even as a child I knew he was full of shit, he was always the lesser of 2 Coreys.
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I've always hated Corey Feldman, even before it was cool. Even as a child I knew he was full of shit, he was always the lesser of 2 Coreys.
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Not to brag, but I didn't win the Powerball.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Not to brag, but I didn't win the Powerball.
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we're one step closer to irl Celebrity Deathmatch
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
we're one step closer to irl Celebrity Deathmatch
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Do you think Jake Paul can open his mouth now like one of those snakes that can sallow eggs whole?
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Do you think Jake Paul can open his mouth now like one of those snakes that can sallow eggs whole?
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Happy and blessed Winter Solstice to any who observe 🖤
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Happy and blessed Winter Solstice to any who observe 🖤
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look you absolutely do not have to hand it to woody allen, but this still sticks in my brain
October 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
look you absolutely do not have to hand it to woody allen, but this still sticks in my brain
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how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
Watching two different alpha bro fucktards get punched in the face this weekend was pretty fucking awesome.
December 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Watching two different alpha bro fucktards get punched in the face this weekend was pretty fucking awesome.
Silent sunny Sunday
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Silent sunny Sunday