Hecubus
@protocrawl.bsky.social
I hate hate, love punk and jazz and horror and other nice things. ADHD, and supportive of all neurodiversity and things that make you you. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. Send SASE for more details
Fuck context
This stands alone
This stands alone
*Leaning down so the child can smell the tobacco on my breath* you’re a poopy butt baby, and you don’t know shit
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Fuck context
This stands alone
This stands alone
Not only that but Mexicans accepting them and treating them well. Who knew
Americans crossing Mexican border for affordable dental work 🥴🤷🏾
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Not only that but Mexicans accepting them and treating them well. Who knew
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Hopefully this video will help you see how fucking ridiculous you sound when trying to chastise Black people who hurt your weak ass feelings.
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hopefully this video will help you see how fucking ridiculous you sound when trying to chastise Black people who hurt your weak ass feelings.
I batch cooked all weekend and I have chicken pot pie, pineapple meatballs and veg soup in Tupperware like some kind of loser
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I batch cooked all weekend and I have chicken pot pie, pineapple meatballs and veg soup in Tupperware like some kind of loser
OMG have you ever seen Pocky? Crunchy chocolate coated breadsticks?
A CHOCOLATE BREADSTICK FOR MEN
A CHOCOLATE BREADSTICK FOR MEN
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
OMG have you ever seen Pocky? Crunchy chocolate coated breadsticks?
A CHOCOLATE BREADSTICK FOR MEN
A CHOCOLATE BREADSTICK FOR MEN
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imagine how much damage a group of intelligent evil people could do
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
imagine how much damage a group of intelligent evil people could do
Had to add this. Heated lunch box FOR MEN
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Had to add this. Heated lunch box FOR MEN
I am into this! Amazing idea for batch cooking for home or office... the potatoes! Shopping right now. Genius!
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I am into this! Amazing idea for batch cooking for home or office... the potatoes! Shopping right now. Genius!
I am intrigued af
Ok so here is my Lego lunch for today. Before and after 😋🤤:
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I am intrigued af
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4yo extremely good at going limp, which will serve her well one day as she takes up the cause to fight for justice, but for now please just get in the fucking school van
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
4yo extremely good at going limp, which will serve her well one day as she takes up the cause to fight for justice, but for now please just get in the fucking school van
THIS is why the Beatles weren't the best band ever, I mean this was right there
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
THIS is why the Beatles weren't the best band ever, I mean this was right there
It's because it had such close proximity to Martin Landau, how could it not ooze cool
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
It's because it had such close proximity to Martin Landau, how could it not ooze cool
Skunks are cool
📢 SKUNK!!!! 📢
It's been ages since we've seen a skunk in the garden but last night we had 2 wandering around. They begin to get more active as mating season approaches. What a magnificent tail, we'll have to call this one Super Swiffer 2.0 😁
❤️🦨❤️
#mammals
It's been ages since we've seen a skunk in the garden but last night we had 2 wandering around. They begin to get more active as mating season approaches. What a magnificent tail, we'll have to call this one Super Swiffer 2.0 😁
❤️🦨❤️
#mammals
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Skunks are cool
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Always time for toast with Squirrel in the farm office
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Always time for toast with Squirrel in the farm office
I always wondered how things fell off the back of a truck in the Navy
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I always wondered how things fell off the back of a truck in the Navy
Baking bread for comfort and idealism
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Baking bread for comfort and idealism
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if you’re reading this the antidote is homemade cornbread, good luck white people
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
if you’re reading this the antidote is homemade cornbread, good luck white people
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be 🔥
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be 🔥
The FUCK
Things you see on the trail. Some guy pleasuring himself. Looks right at me.
Me: Dude. Not impressed.
He didn’t finish.☠️
Me: Dude. Not impressed.
He didn’t finish.☠️
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The FUCK
I couldn't believe it when I first read that they casted Kevin BECAUSE he's an asshole
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I couldn't believe it when I first read that they casted Kevin BECAUSE he's an asshole
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Me: “I draft Grognar the Slayer”
Them: “That’s not what we mean by fantasy football”
Them: “That’s not what we mean by fantasy football”
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Me: “I draft Grognar the Slayer”
Them: “That’s not what we mean by fantasy football”
Them: “That’s not what we mean by fantasy football”
Haven't even looked at the vid yet and wt actual f
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Haven't even looked at the vid yet and wt actual f