Hecubus
@protocrawl.bsky.social
I hate hate, love punk and jazz and horror and other nice things. ADHD, and supportive of all neurodiversity and lifestyles. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. Send SASE for more details
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your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
Three words that start with S, that I learned from Looney Tunes, that I had to look up
Succotash
Sassafras
Sarsparilla
Succotash
Sassafras
Sarsparilla
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Three words that start with S, that I learned from Looney Tunes, that I had to look up
Succotash
Sassafras
Sarsparilla
Succotash
Sassafras
Sarsparilla
Oh shit!!
You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh shit!!
Decent
Armchair Martian - Xenophobe A Car [USA, Punk] (1996)
https://redd.it/12km715
https://youtu.be/VvaSoE69mgc
https://redd.it/12km715
https://youtu.be/VvaSoE69mgc
Armchair Martian - Xenophobe A Car [USA, Punk] (1996)
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Decent
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Some Neil Diamond music for your Saturday RS
youtu.be/Ry6BXHQnaR4?...
youtu.be/Ry6BXHQnaR4?...
RON SINGS "RED RED WINE" WRITTEN BY NEIL DIAMOND
YouTube video by Rawnboy
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Some Neil Diamond music for your Saturday RS
youtu.be/Ry6BXHQnaR4?...
youtu.be/Ry6BXHQnaR4?...
Saw a horror movie last night
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Saw a horror movie last night
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A lot of the headlines being generated right now are about exciting local election results, but in some sad news, former First Buddy Elon Musk has died by falling asleep in a Ferris wheel and rolling out of the gondola. He was at an amusement park for children, but he had not brought any of his own.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A lot of the headlines being generated right now are about exciting local election results, but in some sad news, former First Buddy Elon Musk has died by falling asleep in a Ferris wheel and rolling out of the gondola. He was at an amusement park for children, but he had not brought any of his own.
Change one letter ruin a candy
Four Warheads
Four Warheads
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Reese's fieces
Reese's fieces
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Butlerfinger
Butlerfinger
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Change one letter ruin a candy
Four Warheads
Four Warheads
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Doctor: Are you -
Me: Sexually active? Yes.
Doctor: I wasn't going to ask that.
Me: I lied anyway.
Me: Sexually active? Yes.
Doctor: I wasn't going to ask that.
Me: I lied anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Doctor: Are you -
Me: Sexually active? Yes.
Doctor: I wasn't going to ask that.
Me: I lied anyway.
Me: Sexually active? Yes.
Doctor: I wasn't going to ask that.
Me: I lied anyway.
Wow Mavis Staples covering a Bruce Willis song
I should be banned for this
I should be banned for this
Mavis Staple, Respect yourself, I just love her voice this was live in 1972. #TheStapleSingers💙🔥👏👏👏 I love the natural look.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Wow Mavis Staples covering a Bruce Willis song
I should be banned for this
I should be banned for this
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The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
I've spent the last twelve hours thinking, "How could Diane Lane be 89? She played a teenager in The Outsiders"
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I've spent the last twelve hours thinking, "How could Diane Lane be 89? She played a teenager in The Outsiders"
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the "family value" pack of rolling cones?
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Can we take a moment to appreciate the "family value" pack of rolling cones?
I KNEW Hell was in Vancouver
In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I KNEW Hell was in Vancouver
Awesome 👌
Tina Turner at the Eiffel Tower (1989) photograph by Peter Lindbergh
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Awesome 👌
Is it wrong for me to want the Fire Bear shirt
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Is it wrong for me to want the Fire Bear shirt
Ask Me About Roller Blading
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ask Me About Roller Blading
Hey anyone remember when Kleenex made Man Sized Tissues?
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hey anyone remember when Kleenex made Man Sized Tissues?
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
Hell yeah
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hell yeah
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Martin Luther was the first poster
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Martin Luther was the first poster
They call them fungible but I never seen them fung... oh there they go
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They call them fungible but I never seen them fung... oh there they go
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