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Ron Sexsmith
@ronsexsmith.bsky.social
Canadian singer/songwriter. 3 time Juno winner
Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower
I once tripped over a stack of Dickens novels
and fell on Hard Times RS
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Ron Sexsmith - "Maybe This Christmas"
YouTube video by Ron Sexsmith
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December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Visiting the in-laws in California
where either you got a swimming pool
or you got a job skimming pools RS
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ST CATHARINES 1970:
TEACHER: Can anyone tell me
what nationality Santa Claus is? Ronnie?
ME: North Polish? RS
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Hollies and The Zombies
When they were first Brit Pop
Of all the bands from Olde England town
The Hollies sang "Bus Stop" RS
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
DEC 6
Ron sings "Sleigh Ride" RS
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RON SINGS "SLEIGH RIDE" WRITTEN BY LEROY ANDERSON
YouTube video by Rawnboy
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December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
SIGN AT SWIMMING POOL IN HEAVEN:
No After-Lifeguard on duty RS
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'm old enough to remember
when AI stood for Artistic Integrity RS
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Good King Whatshisname looked out
On the Beast Of Burden
A band called YES played Roundabout
Man, you shoulda heard em
Brightly shone the moon that night
On the streets of Bieber
Popped a cookie in his mouth
Made by elves of Keebler RS
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
BROCKVIEW BIBLE CHAPEL 1971:
SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER: Can anyone tell me
who Jesus's Mother was? Ronnie?
ME: Lordy Mama? RS
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
DEC 5
Ron sings "That Christmas Feeling" RS
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RON SINGS "THAT CHRISTMAS FEELING" WRITTEN BY JAMES VAN HUESEN & JOHNNY BURKE
YouTube video by Rawnboy
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December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Thanks! RS
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Backstage at The Peppermint Club in Hollywood!
Looking forward to tonight's big show! RS
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
On the first day of Christmas my TV gave to me
The Partridge Family
And the 2nd day of Christmas my TV gave to me
Starsky & Hutch
And The Partridge Family
On the third day of Christmas my TV gave to me
Threes Company
Starsky & Hutch
And The Partridge Family RS
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
ME: Say, how did your audition go
playing Santa Claus in that new movie?
ACTOR: They said I didn't have enough
on screen presents RS
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
DEC 4
Ron sings "Marshmallow World" RS
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RON SINGS "MARSHMALLOW WORLD" WRITTEN BY CARL SIGMAN AND PETER DE ROSE
YouTube video by Rawnboy
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December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
YOU: Remember that girl Sharon from High School
who always seem to have good luck?
ME: Do you mean Sharon Dippity? Yea, she was cool... RS
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Outside our hotel tonight there was a robot
coming down the sidewalk. I think it was delivering something...
He looked pretty lost and confused like he didn't know
what was going on or something
I wonder if his name was Ron too? RS
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Pulling into LA tonight along Laurel Canyon
reminded me of how so many great musicians lived there back in the 60's...
Although most of the famous comedians of the day lived
on Laurel And Hardy Canyon RS
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Stevie sings
Are ya listenin'?
In the groove
Needle's hissin'
A beautiful night
We're funky tonight
Walkin' in a Stevie Wonder land RS
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
YOU: How'd did your gingerbread man turn out?
ME: Well, I'm not gonna sugar coat it... RS
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
DEC 3
Ron sings "Christmastime Is Here" RS
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RON SINGS "CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE" BY LEE MENDELSON AND VINCE GUARALDI
YouTube video by Rawnboy
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December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So Colleen booked us into this cute motel
right on Moonstone Beach for our night off
So great to be near the ocean again RS
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
O Holey sock
The feet are brightly shining
It is the night when the big toe appears
A thrill of toes
They stinky world rejoices
From yonder sock
A new and glorious hole RS
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
All I really want from Kris Kringle
Is some crisp Pringles RS
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM