Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
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Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥
Neil before Zod! arharharrrharhhh at the request of my husband
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Neil before Zod! arharharrrharhhh at the request of my husband
Please help if you can 💔
The rain has left us with nothing… My tent is flooded, my children are shivering from the cold, and the ground has turned into a swamp.
We are dying slowly before the world's silence. Does anyone hear us?
chuffed.org/project/138858-eyad-family-from-gaza?utm_id=138858
We are dying slowly before the world's silence. Does anyone hear us?
chuffed.org/project/138858-eyad-family-from-gaza?utm_id=138858
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Please help if you can 💔
Excellent. J and I are drinking Johnnie Walker Black and have agreed to allow ourselves a full half hour to complain and bitch about the state of the world and our feelings about it.
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Excellent. J and I are drinking Johnnie Walker Black and have agreed to allow ourselves a full half hour to complain and bitch about the state of the world and our feelings about it.
Huge congratulations to an amazing Canadian institution! ♥️🍁
I am honoured to announce I’ve been appointed as a member to the Order of Canada. Thank you to everyone for the support! I dedicate this to my late Mom who taught me so much about history, local independent media & research. I know that she would be, like me, screaming with joy! #orderofcanada
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Huge congratulations to an amazing Canadian institution! ♥️🍁
That's a tough one. There are so many good videos between the start of MTV and today. I like long unbroken takes, so I'll choose this one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSb...
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That's a tough one. There are so many good videos between the start of MTV and today. I like long unbroken takes, so I'll choose this one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSb...
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December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Please, help if you can
🚨
We in Gaza are begging you to save us😭
The storm destroyed our tent & we are flooded.
We are homeless & without a tent⛺️
We implore you to donate & support us so we can buy a tent that costs $100.
Your donation will be our lifeline
Help⬇️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
Verified @mommunism.bsky.social✅
We in Gaza are begging you to save us😭
The storm destroyed our tent & we are flooded.
We are homeless & without a tent⛺️
We implore you to donate & support us so we can buy a tent that costs $100.
Your donation will be our lifeline
Help⬇️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
Verified @mommunism.bsky.social✅
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Please, help if you can
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*taps my book wild faith* as noted in literally the first chapter, the Satanic Panic never ended, it just took a nap for awhile
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
Wild Faith
Esquire Best Nonfiction Books of 2024The acclaimed author of Culture Warlords investigates the rise of the Christian Right over the last half-century that la...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*taps my book wild faith* as noted in literally the first chapter, the Satanic Panic never ended, it just took a nap for awhile
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
"Hold on to your butts."
Name a quote from a 90s film.
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"Hold on to your butts."
Somalis are not the problem in MN. This woman is.
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Somalis are not the problem in MN. This woman is.
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Look at this piece i made of the beautiful @vtbee80.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Look at this piece i made of the beautiful @vtbee80.bsky.social
Mar🐫 with the goods! Ahhhahhahhhahh suck it, Dump!
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Mar🐫 with the goods! Ahhhahhahhhahh suck it, Dump!
Please, help if you can.
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Please, help if you can.
The Cure called.
They want you to be sure that the head on the door was a dream.
They want you to be sure that the head on the door was a dream.
The Proclaimers called.
They want you to walk a lot then drop dead
They want you to walk a lot then drop dead
ZZ Top called.
They’re wondering if you’d consider slipping inside their sleeping bag.
They’re wondering if you’d consider slipping inside their sleeping bag.
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Cure called.
They want you to be sure that the head on the door was a dream.
They want you to be sure that the head on the door was a dream.
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Please, help if you can!
I have still not been paid the large amount I’m owed from work. It is supposed to come soon. In the meantime I am trying to come up with a few hundred dollars for bills and food. If you can help me out I can pay you back when money arrives. Thank you. Sorry.
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
DO NOT VENMO
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
DO NOT VENMO
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Please, help if you can!
"A major ruling was handed down on Monday, allowing the Trump administration to access personal data from people who are known to be in the United States illegally ... " and how are they proving this exactly?
Order on Motion for Preliminary Injunction – #148 in State of California v. U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (N.D. Cal., 3:25-cv-05536) – CourtListener.com
Order granting in part and denying in part [134] Motion for Preliminary Injunction. Signed by Judge Vince Chhabria on 12/29/2025. (vclc1, COURT STAFF) (Filed on 12/29/2025)
storage.courtlistener.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"A major ruling was handed down on Monday, allowing the Trump administration to access personal data from people who are known to be in the United States illegally ... " and how are they proving this exactly?
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Wow. Law Dork is just 211 subscribers — free or paid — from 80,000 total subscribers.
If you've been reading my work here this year, sign up at Law Dork to keep up with and support my work in 2026. www.lawdork.com
If you've been reading my work here this year, sign up at Law Dork to keep up with and support my work in 2026. www.lawdork.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Wow. Law Dork is just 211 subscribers — free or paid — from 80,000 total subscribers.
If you've been reading my work here this year, sign up at Law Dork to keep up with and support my work in 2026. www.lawdork.com
If you've been reading my work here this year, sign up at Law Dork to keep up with and support my work in 2026. www.lawdork.com
That Thing You Dune!
SHAMA-LAMA-DUNE-DONG
MRS DUNEFIRE
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
That Thing You Dune!
DUNE AND DUNER
DUNETANG
DUNETOPIA
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
DUNE AND DUNER
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR VOTES, CHEQUES, ETC. IN THE MAIL EARLY EARLY!!
The regime is actively working to make living by a deadline harder. Taxes, elections, healthcare, bills. All affected by this ridiculous policy. See next post for more information.
FDT
FDT
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR VOTES, CHEQUES, ETC. IN THE MAIL EARLY EARLY!!
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Rolling Stone Temple Pilots
The Rolling Stone Temple Pilots
ruin two bands by combining them:
kornplay
kornplay
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Rolling Stone Temple Pilots
The Rolling Stone Temple Pilots
I went to the mall on Saturday and was in a Reitman's outlet store. They were playing "The Twelve Days Of Christmas". I made it from days 7 through 10 before I had to get the hell out. I felt very sorry for the ladies who had to stay there working and probably heard the song 6 or 7 times in the day.
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I went to the mall on Saturday and was in a Reitman's outlet store. They were playing "The Twelve Days Of Christmas". I made it from days 7 through 10 before I had to get the hell out. I felt very sorry for the ladies who had to stay there working and probably heard the song 6 or 7 times in the day.
Passing this along in case anyone who follows me wants to give it a shot!!
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December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Passing this along in case anyone who follows me wants to give it a shot!!