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Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
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Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥
Here you go, an article to send every MAGA man you know ballistic.
New research shows high-IQ men reject conservative politics: report
PsyPost reports a new study is revealing that average-intelligence men have a more conservative mentality, while gifted men and women tend to be more varied.The study, “Exploring exceptional minds: Po...
www.alternet.org
February 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
In case anyone wants to become a buff Asian man - Tai Chi Walking could be for YOU!
February 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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such as, "what are the best AI prompts for generating CSAM"
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The GenX urge to let your backbone slide
The Gen X urge to drive around this town, let the cops chase us around
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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“Tariffs aren’t regressive. Most consumption is done by the wealthiest people. The idea it’s somehow regressive is just wrong.”

Econ 101
Tariffs are regressive and the administration is simply trying to gaslight while also inadvertently admitting we pay those tariffs.
February 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I just learned about this, and I'm actually very curious: do you sneeze when you step into bright light of any sort (usually sunshine)? I have never noticed that _I_ do it, and none of my friends/family that I am aware of seem to do it. #sneeze #weird
Photic sneeze reflex - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
But sure, there was no Russian interference in 2016
Russia, Russia, Russia is true..
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Poor Jake Tapper, who can no longer puff up his book on official air time.
a man with long hair and a beard wears a shirt that says jinx on it
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard wears a shirt that says jinx on it is playing the world's smallest violin
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Can't. Walking on the moon.
Can’t cause The Boys Are Back in Town
Can’t. Workin 9-5
February 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Oh good it's working again. I was afraid we'd actually have to dedicate to watching a show
February 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Wtf? Did someone kick the main YouTube cable out of the wall?
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Who up braving they new world?
Who up flying they lord?
Who up Twistin' they Oliver?
February 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Have an ecstatic woman joyfully signing to her child as a little timeline cleanse.
Elana Meyers Taylor signs to her son: "Mommy won." 🥇

#WinterOlympics
February 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Him: I just want to know what makes you tick
Me: it's just my bones contracting as I cool down
Her: I just want to know what makes you tick

me: well I drink blood and swell up real big
Him: I just want to know what makes you tick

Me: same
February 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
새해 복 많이 받으세요! Happy Year of the Fire Horse!
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
See? They're not leaving.
Homan on Minnesota: "There will be a small force, a security force, that will respond when our agents are out and get surrounded by agitators. They will remain for a short period of time to make sure the coordination, the agreements we have with local and state law enforcement stay in place."
February 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Jizz hands
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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...oh the horror
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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links are now here:

linktr.ee/regretagarbo

please help if you can. i am uhhhh. it’s bad.
i emptied my 401k yesterday so that i have enough liquid to continue to pay rent for the next like… year.

if i let all of my credit cards go into collections
reminder: i am currently in crushing debt due to not being paid/employed for a year and a half (and losing all of my belongings in a flood my insurance refused to cover)

i am going to have to file bankruptcy AND empty my 401K to stay afloat if i don’t find work soon. anything at all helps
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Playing Carcassone with the hubs. We do own it as a board game, but doing it online means we don't have to put it away later, lol.
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Just for no reason pointing out that there is an important and critical difference between human intelligence and human knowledge. Knowledge is the recorded body of discovery by human intelligence, and it is imperative to preserve and share it. All humans have a right to knowledge.
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Happy Valentine's Day. 💘
February 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM