Simulflow 🍁 🐀
@simulflow.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
It's not quite a truck apparently
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's not quite a truck apparently
Stairway To Heaven. Which is a shame, because it's a magnificent gem of music. I have to take long breaks between listenings. 🙂
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Stairway To Heaven. Which is a shame, because it's a magnificent gem of music. I have to take long breaks between listenings. 🙂
"Hmm ... many fine bubbles, sort of resembles a dog ... "
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Hmm ... many fine bubbles, sort of resembles a dog ... "
How long before Jesus tells someone to kill themselves?
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
How long before Jesus tells someone to kill themselves?
It's like bananas, it's a single one at whatever size it is
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's like bananas, it's a single one at whatever size it is
A gun should be unloaded ALWAYS unless it's about to be used. I hate guns and even I know that much.
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A gun should be unloaded ALWAYS unless it's about to be used. I hate guns and even I know that much.
The Thing From Another World According To Garp
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Thing From Another World According To Garp
A River Runs Through It! The Terror From Beyond Space
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A River Runs Through It! The Terror From Beyond Space
especially not with those sunken, haunted eyes right below it. looks like he's been having some sleepless nights
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
especially not with those sunken, haunted eyes right below it. looks like he's been having some sleepless nights
Premium users?! Talking to the Lord should be FREE!
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Premium users?! Talking to the Lord should be FREE!
Not much choice, unless I die or he does.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not much choice, unless I die or he does.
QUICK EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS NEXT!! eyebleach.me
Eyebleach.me
Eyebleach, what has been seen cannot be unseen, but it can be soothed. Clear your mind.
eyebleach.me
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
QUICK EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS NEXT!! eyebleach.me
When I was teaching in South Korea, some of my students found me at a 7-11 buying cigarettes and gave me HELL over it. lol
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When I was teaching in South Korea, some of my students found me at a 7-11 buying cigarettes and gave me HELL over it. lol
He said it's that the USA is not the longest democracy in North America; the Iroquois have that honour.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
He said it's that the USA is not the longest democracy in North America; the Iroquois have that honour.
Why is the nail so long? Why is he choking so high up the hammer handle? The world may never know
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why is the nail so long? Why is he choking so high up the hammer handle? The world may never know
I wish we had good Thai places near where I live. We ordered lunch to our workplace today from Thai Away Home, it was SO GOOD, but they don't have any locations outside of Vancouver. 😢
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I wish we had good Thai places near where I live. We ordered lunch to our workplace today from Thai Away Home, it was SO GOOD, but they don't have any locations outside of Vancouver. 😢
Check out the person on his right giving him a DEATH STARE
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Check out the person on his right giving him a DEATH STARE
Surely only the very densest of people would think they were actually conversing with The Son Of God ... ?
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Surely only the very densest of people would think they were actually conversing with The Son Of God ... ?
Would I do DIS if my good friend was in dere? And DIS? and den DIS??
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Would I do DIS if my good friend was in dere? And DIS? and den DIS??
Maybe you've grown since then
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Maybe you've grown since then