Hecubus
@protocrawl.bsky.social
I hate hate, love punk and jazz and horror and other nice things. ADHD, and supportive of all neurodiversity and lifestyles. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. Send SASE for more details
Saw a horror movie last night
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Saw a horror movie last night
Is it wrong for me to want the Fire Bear shirt
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Is it wrong for me to want the Fire Bear shirt
Hey anyone remember when Kleenex made Man Sized Tissues?
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hey anyone remember when Kleenex made Man Sized Tissues?
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
"Honey you're just a woman, you don't understand the volume of my snot. I CAN'T BE DAINTY AT THE OFFICE"
Just occurred to me that they may have been marketing these as jerkoff tissues... nod and wink
They call them fungible but I never seen them fung... oh there they go
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They call them fungible but I never seen them fung... oh there they go
The male masturbation machine outside my local pizza place. Pretty good deal for a dollar but it's right there in a public place
October 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The male masturbation machine outside my local pizza place. Pretty good deal for a dollar but it's right there in a public place
The Childhood Of An Unpopular Goose:
"Oh geez, here's Gary. MOVE WAY IN EVERYONE, IT'S GARY"
"HAHA YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD A BAT GARY!!"
"YOU RUN LIKE SHIT GARY!"
"YOU SUCK, GARY, TAKE OFF!"
"IF HE'S LUCKY HE'LL HIT A SHITTY GROUNDER, EVERYONE DUCK DOWN!"
"Oh geez, here's Gary. MOVE WAY IN EVERYONE, IT'S GARY"
"HAHA YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD A BAT GARY!!"
"YOU RUN LIKE SHIT GARY!"
"YOU SUCK, GARY, TAKE OFF!"
"IF HE'S LUCKY HE'LL HIT A SHITTY GROUNDER, EVERYONE DUCK DOWN!"
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Childhood Of An Unpopular Goose:
"Oh geez, here's Gary. MOVE WAY IN EVERYONE, IT'S GARY"
"HAHA YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD A BAT GARY!!"
"YOU RUN LIKE SHIT GARY!"
"YOU SUCK, GARY, TAKE OFF!"
"IF HE'S LUCKY HE'LL HIT A SHITTY GROUNDER, EVERYONE DUCK DOWN!"
"Oh geez, here's Gary. MOVE WAY IN EVERYONE, IT'S GARY"
"HAHA YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD A BAT GARY!!"
"YOU RUN LIKE SHIT GARY!"
"YOU SUCK, GARY, TAKE OFF!"
"IF HE'S LUCKY HE'LL HIT A SHITTY GROUNDER, EVERYONE DUCK DOWN!"
My kid asking me about the wifi password
September 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My kid asking me about the wifi password
Oh hell yeah... but if I may ask, what's that in the sack? I'm guessing a vegan cheese but dunno
September 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh hell yeah... but if I may ask, what's that in the sack? I'm guessing a vegan cheese but dunno
My brother sent me this pic
I NEED THIS SHIRT
I NEED THIS SHIRT
September 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My brother sent me this pic
I NEED THIS SHIRT
I NEED THIS SHIRT
Thinking about updating my pfp
September 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Thinking about updating my pfp
Aaaaaww SHIT
It was the next skeet
It was the next skeet
August 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Aaaaaww SHIT
It was the next skeet
It was the next skeet
