Max Normal
@averagesizedweiner.bsky.social
Prone to mild eccentricity, binge-drinking and casual violence
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Who needs Ozempic when you can lose half a stone in a week with Gastroenteritis.
Hear me out, a remake of the 1960s Batman TV show starring Will Arnett.
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Hear me out, a remake of the 1960s Batman TV show starring Will Arnett.
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This day in history. 1952. In the UK the first TV detector van was unveiled, to be used to menace those with unlicensed TV sets. In Canada we had the same thing but for unlicensed personal Zambonis.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
This day in history. 1952. In the UK the first TV detector van was unveiled, to be used to menace those with unlicensed TV sets. In Canada we had the same thing but for unlicensed personal Zambonis.
The real reason I haven't been here recently is I changed my lock screen from a photo of my dog to my gorgeous wife. Now whenever I pick up my phone to check the time, instead of seeing a notification and instantly getting sucked in, I say "Oof, bang!" Check the time and put it down again.
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The real reason I haven't been here recently is I changed my lock screen from a photo of my dog to my gorgeous wife. Now whenever I pick up my phone to check the time, instead of seeing a notification and instantly getting sucked in, I say "Oof, bang!" Check the time and put it down again.
Bluesky is essentially a noticeboard where I stick up all the thoughts that keep me awake at night.
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Bluesky is essentially a noticeboard where I stick up all the thoughts that keep me awake at night.
If you tell a narcissist to go and fuck themselves, is it an insult or a compliment?
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
If you tell a narcissist to go and fuck themselves, is it an insult or a compliment?
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the masculine urge to blow my nose in the shower
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
the masculine urge to blow my nose in the shower
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If you can't have a two hour conversation entirely through the use of GIFs, they're not the one.
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If you can't have a two hour conversation entirely through the use of GIFs, they're not the one.
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social dude, I thought you might someone who'll appreciate this as much as I do 🙌
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social dude, I thought you might someone who'll appreciate this as much as I do 🙌
I haven't been around lately because I had nothing worthwhile to say, then I remembered you guys and here i am.
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I haven't been around lately because I had nothing worthwhile to say, then I remembered you guys and here i am.
Cottage pie for tea lads
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Cottage pie for tea lads
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I'm not smart. It was just this morning I came to the realization that our "president" is Florida Man.
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I'm not smart. It was just this morning I came to the realization that our "president" is Florida Man.
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RoboCop vs. Dracula. “Undead or alive, you’re coming with me!”
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
RoboCop vs. Dracula. “Undead or alive, you’re coming with me!”
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not into kink shaming idgaf everyone has their own kinks but I will shame online doms becuase that’s mine.
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
not into kink shaming idgaf everyone has their own kinks but I will shame online doms becuase that’s mine.
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Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
Since when did Beckham get a knighthood, and what for???
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Since when did Beckham get a knighthood, and what for???
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Let’s deport all the Haitians! (Healthcare workers) Let’s deport Jamaicans! (Hospice workers)
Anyone still supporting this Nazi bullshit is really fucking dumb and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Fuck all you MAGA idiots. I hope he invades Greenland and all your money disappears. FUCK. YOU.
Anyone still supporting this Nazi bullshit is really fucking dumb and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Fuck all you MAGA idiots. I hope he invades Greenland and all your money disappears. FUCK. YOU.
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Let’s deport all the Haitians! (Healthcare workers) Let’s deport Jamaicans! (Hospice workers)
Anyone still supporting this Nazi bullshit is really fucking dumb and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Fuck all you MAGA idiots. I hope he invades Greenland and all your money disappears. FUCK. YOU.
Anyone still supporting this Nazi bullshit is really fucking dumb and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Fuck all you MAGA idiots. I hope he invades Greenland and all your money disappears. FUCK. YOU.
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Trying to explain (again) to a 5 year old how a turntable plays music. Don’t keep me in your thoughts others need them more but thank you for letting me lament this pain.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Trying to explain (again) to a 5 year old how a turntable plays music. Don’t keep me in your thoughts others need them more but thank you for letting me lament this pain.
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nah, I know who my people are, thanks
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
nah, I know who my people are, thanks
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pop art pretensions
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
pop art pretensions
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Taking a quick break from all this rotting to drink water.
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Taking a quick break from all this rotting to drink water.
I honestly thought that changing my pfp to a sexy woman might garner a bit more attention for me. Yes I am that sad and lonely. I do cut a rather attractive womanly figure though.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I honestly thought that changing my pfp to a sexy woman might garner a bit more attention for me. Yes I am that sad and lonely. I do cut a rather attractive womanly figure though.
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I don’t know if I can’t go out that night or not, I’ll have to check with my cats first.
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I don’t know if I can’t go out that night or not, I’ll have to check with my cats first.
Twitter using AI to undress strangers and I'm over here turning myself into a woman and adding clothes
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Twitter using AI to undress strangers and I'm over here turning myself into a woman and adding clothes
Drop some coats
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Drop some coats