Max Normal
@averagesizedweiner.bsky.social
She's leaving the country, she doesn't speak English, I insulted her friend's breasts, and she thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket.
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Mama told me not to come
- Sigmund Freud
- Sigmund Freud
If it doesn't need fixing, don't break it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If it doesn't need fixing, don't break it.
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My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
Does anybody know what time my demographic is online? I feel like I'm wasting bare jokes on an empty room.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Does anybody know what time my demographic is online? I feel like I'm wasting bare jokes on an empty room.
I've got a cold can of Kronenbourg, a doob, a bowl of roast potatoes and I'm rewatching The Punisher series.
Happy Monday y'all
Happy Monday y'all
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I've got a cold can of Kronenbourg, a doob, a bowl of roast potatoes and I'm rewatching The Punisher series.
Happy Monday y'all
Happy Monday y'all
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My mom's always been scared of lightning, but last week when it was really hot she lost electricity, then there was a huge flash of lightning & her power came back on.
Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"
Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"
August 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My mom's always been scared of lightning, but last week when it was really hot she lost electricity, then there was a huge flash of lightning & her power came back on.
Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"
Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"
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the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
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Books are power charges for your brain.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Books are power charges for your brain.
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I hope you win the lottery and lose the ticket
September 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I hope you win the lottery and lose the ticket
I got bitten by a radioactive spider, but rather than obtaining superpowers my hair fell out and my stomach hurts.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I got bitten by a radioactive spider, but rather than obtaining superpowers my hair fell out and my stomach hurts.
I'm thoroughly amused by how much Google must be spending on ads for their AI, as though it isn't a massive sack of steaming dogshit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I'm thoroughly amused by how much Google must be spending on ads for their AI, as though it isn't a massive sack of steaming dogshit.
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I'm just here to make you imagine something weird involuntarily, that's all.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm just here to make you imagine something weird involuntarily, that's all.
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I have a sexy body that I’m willing to put on display but everyone keeps harassing me by saying “what are you doing with that corpse” and “I’m calling the police”
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I have a sexy body that I’m willing to put on display but everyone keeps harassing me by saying “what are you doing with that corpse” and “I’m calling the police”
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*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
My ring just got caught on the door handle
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My ring just got caught on the door handle
"Oh no, it's not Christmas without all the cheese"
It was at that point readers, that I decided unequivocally that I would marry this amazing woman.
It was at that point readers, that I decided unequivocally that I would marry this amazing woman.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Oh no, it's not Christmas without all the cheese"
It was at that point readers, that I decided unequivocally that I would marry this amazing woman.
It was at that point readers, that I decided unequivocally that I would marry this amazing woman.
Dear AI, comically large bangers are only sexy when they're real. Otherwise, ew.
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dear AI, comically large bangers are only sexy when they're real. Otherwise, ew.
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I thought I saw a ghost but it was actually just a bioluminescent victorian child.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I thought I saw a ghost but it was actually just a bioluminescent victorian child.
My pinned joke about Freud has 11 likes. That's like 1000 in the other place. My mum would be so proud.
If she wasn't stuffed and hidden in the attic.
If she wasn't stuffed and hidden in the attic.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My pinned joke about Freud has 11 likes. That's like 1000 in the other place. My mum would be so proud.
If she wasn't stuffed and hidden in the attic.
If she wasn't stuffed and hidden in the attic.
If you aren't @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you're not famous enough to not follow me back. I'm funny as fuck. Get over yourself*
*I won't. But still.
*I won't. But still.
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you aren't @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you're not famous enough to not follow me back. I'm funny as fuck. Get over yourself*
*I won't. But still.
*I won't. But still.
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He looks like shit because our dear leader is full of it.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He looks like shit because our dear leader is full of it.
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social I legit love you girl 🫶
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social I legit love you girl 🫶
Pronounces beer like Pierre
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pronounces beer like Pierre
Reddit often gets called toxic and hateful but where else could I have a candid discussion about my love of Richard Coyle, in particular, his character Geoff in Coupling?
He doesn't collect women's ears in a bucket.
He doesn't collect women's ears in a bucket.
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reddit often gets called toxic and hateful but where else could I have a candid discussion about my love of Richard Coyle, in particular, his character Geoff in Coupling?
He doesn't collect women's ears in a bucket.
He doesn't collect women's ears in a bucket.