Jennifer Schaffroth
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
Reunited and it feeeels sooo goood
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Reunited and it feeeels sooo goood
The consensus is my son looks like the Burger King
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The consensus is my son looks like the Burger King
Cranberry aperol spritz helping me through this Christmas party
December 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cranberry aperol spritz helping me through this Christmas party
Don't fuck with my Muppets Christmas bitch
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Don't fuck with my Muppets Christmas bitch
I'll put up the capital
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'll put up the capital
When the bathmats are fresh out of the dryer
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
When the bathmats are fresh out of the dryer
I got nothing so here's a weird looking picture of Stanley
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I got nothing so here's a weird looking picture of Stanley
Going into 2026 like....
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Going into 2026 like....
It's like all of a sudden everything is worse and doesn't work like it should..
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's like all of a sudden everything is worse and doesn't work like it should..
I took this picture at 4:30am and it was pitch black outside but my phone brightened it up
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I took this picture at 4:30am and it was pitch black outside but my phone brightened it up
This pizza traveled all the way from North Jersey to the Poconos to be in my mouth
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This pizza traveled all the way from North Jersey to the Poconos to be in my mouth
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
Caramel candy bars bitches
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Caramel candy bars bitches
A little Anthrax in the kitchen this evening
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A little Anthrax in the kitchen this evening
The waiting is the hardest part....
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The waiting is the hardest part....
I am a goddamn candy elf you motherfucker
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am a goddamn candy elf you motherfucker
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
I'm so excited every time I see her I tear up 💙❤️
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm so excited every time I see her I tear up 💙❤️
My hands are raw from washing them, and it's 12 degrees so I'm smoking in the garage but at least the cookie baking is done for today
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My hands are raw from washing them, and it's 12 degrees so I'm smoking in the garage but at least the cookie baking is done for today
Umm I'll take it!!!
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Umm I'll take it!!!
This is my rolling pin. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rolling pin is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I have mastered my life. Without me my rolling pin is useless. Without my rolling pin I am usless.
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is my rolling pin. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rolling pin is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I have mastered my life. Without me my rolling pin is useless. Without my rolling pin I am usless.
I'm beginning to think all tech CEOs have something in common but I can't quite put my finger on it...
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm beginning to think all tech CEOs have something in common but I can't quite put my finger on it...
I did 6 dozen chocolate reindeer today my squeezing hand is tired
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I did 6 dozen chocolate reindeer today my squeezing hand is tired
I wear sweatpants everywhere, if you're wearing cool sneaks no one notices the pants 🤓
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I wear sweatpants everywhere, if you're wearing cool sneaks no one notices the pants 🤓