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LA face with a Oakland booty.
Pinned
I hope he dies today. He won’t, but I hope he does.
The Angels currently possess the longest playoff drought in MLB, dating back to 2014, despite having had Mike Trout for that entire stretch, and Shohei Ohtani from 2018-2024.
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The 2001 Seattle Mariners won 116 games, tying the 1906 Chicago Cubs for most wins in an MLB season.

The 1906 Cubs lost in the World Series, which comprised the entirety of the postseason in that era.

The 2001 Mariners didn’t win the American League pennant.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Periodic reminder that Sammy Sosa is the only player in MLB history to have three seasons of 60+ home runs.

He won the single season home run title zero times.
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Luge is cool as shit, but…doubles luge is a joke that the wrong person took seriously, right?
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
At least I made some good chili today.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Gave up. Going to bed. Six weeks til the Tournament.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Perennial Hot Take: NFL kickoffs are stupid and bad.
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Let’s go Ilia. Time to pull out the quad axel.
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Local man lies on couch for entire day, plays video games.
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
GOLD ZOOOOOOONE
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Moody, disaffected, teenage Frodo is Bored of the Rings.
frodo at wing stop is lord of the wings.
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
It’s a Honda.
Her name is Bridget.
Bridget Honda.

FFS this is really the only Bridget Fonda gif????
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Wasn’t Galactic Starcruiser this guy’s idea? Honestly not sure, but I know he was the main pitch man in the pre-opening marketing push…

Let’s be real tho. Can’t be any worse than Chapek or Iger.
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Ugh. Here we go again.
If Punxsutawney Kitaen sees her shadow today that means 6 more weeks of rolling around on the hoods of Jaguars.
February 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Hey friends good morning Eazy E died more than 30 years ago have a great day!!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Rest easy, Queen.

💔💔💔
a woman in a black sequined jumpsuit is walking through a foggy forest .
Alt: a woman in a black sequined jumpsuit is walking through a foggy forest .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You know that white noise static thing that used to happen when an old TV wasn’t getting an over the air signal?

That’s what it feels like is happening in my stomach. It’s how I’ve described my anxiety in the past, and holy shit is it turned up to 11 today.

Bad juju. Please stay safe, friends.
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Gonna be holed up for a few days along with the rest of the country, so…

VENTURE BROS REWATCH - COMMENCE!!
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ruin a first date:

“…oh you live near a school? Yeah that could be a problem because in accordance with Megan’s L-…”
Ruin a first date:

“…and that’s when I turned to Jesus”
Ruin a first date:

Can you stop at Walgreens so I can get some Imodium AD and Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
January 22, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Happy birthday to my pinned post.

He still hasn’t. Fuckin rude.
I hope he dies today. He won’t, but I hope he does.
January 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
OH NO DISASTER
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Trying to picture the person with an AmEx Platinum who’s looking to score tix for an Olivia Rodrigo show.

(I suppose this excludes you weirds with kids)
January 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Hot take: Rueben Bain is a mean man.
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM