TryberCuck
@jarvitron.bsky.social
The ends justified the beans
Good morning, Sharks.
The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse".
I am not seeking your investment.
I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming.
Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter.
Thank you for your time.
The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse".
I am not seeking your investment.
I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming.
Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter.
Thank you for your time.
September 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Good morning, Sharks.
The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse".
I am not seeking your investment.
I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming.
Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter.
Thank you for your time.
The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse".
I am not seeking your investment.
I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming.
Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter.
Thank you for your time.
I’m just a simple man with simple motivations. When I see some garbage AI blue resist meme I go block that account.
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m just a simple man with simple motivations. When I see some garbage AI blue resist meme I go block that account.
New Yorkers will post “you can’t find this anywhere else” and it’s like a blob of hastily poured concrete.
Bodega ramps are all over New York City. The humble, concrete blobs ease entry into delis and other stores — and affirm the civic compact. nyti.ms/3UnFivI
August 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New Yorkers will post “you can’t find this anywhere else” and it’s like a blob of hastily poured concrete.
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“Delete your old emails to save water” isn’t bad because it’s individualising the climate crisis, it’s bad because it’s complete nonsense from top to bottom. It’s like saying “eat less lettuce to save water”, you can see the thought process but it’s that of a child who knows two facts
August 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Delete your old emails to save water” isn’t bad because it’s individualising the climate crisis, it’s bad because it’s complete nonsense from top to bottom. It’s like saying “eat less lettuce to save water”, you can see the thought process but it’s that of a child who knows two facts
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Microsoft product people will continue to find more and more ways make a bad product even worrse instead of going to therapy.
I was in an MS Teams meeting on my personal laptop, and it suddenly quit in the middle telling me I have to upgrade?!
And the update is 2x bigger than "Classic"?
Microsoft needs a good therapist.
And the update is 2x bigger than "Classic"?
Microsoft needs a good therapist.
August 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Microsoft product people will continue to find more and more ways make a bad product even worrse instead of going to therapy.
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We’ll just have to agree to disagree, your honor
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We’ll just have to agree to disagree, your honor
I don’t think Steve Jobs was a good person but if the president of the United States declared jihad on him he’d have made the iPhone 17 an EU exclusive and he’d be on the front page of every paper talking about why.
August 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don’t think Steve Jobs was a good person but if the president of the United States declared jihad on him he’d have made the iPhone 17 an EU exclusive and he’d be on the front page of every paper talking about why.
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Cool but I’m calling myself an AI incel because I don’t fuck with it.
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Cool but I’m calling myself an AI incel because I don’t fuck with it.
The Indiana Jones game is very good and the villain is very good and I had a good time playing it. Sorry if that offends you.
August 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The Indiana Jones game is very good and the villain is very good and I had a good time playing it. Sorry if that offends you.
Blocking every single repost of a Kamala Harris book promo to keep the shitlibs outta my timeline
July 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Blocking every single repost of a Kamala Harris book promo to keep the shitlibs outta my timeline
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Lmao this rules so hard
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Lmao this rules so hard
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The last Windows you will ever need because it will do in place upgrades forever.
Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go.
Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go.
July 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The last Windows you will ever need because it will do in place upgrades forever.
Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go.
Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go.
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other thing that gets me about DC and the tipped minimum wage increase always being resisted is: it is not radical, at all. it is exactly the kind of incremental, measured change, not pushing too hard or asking for too much, that everyone says lefties need to adopt.
and it's resisted just as hard.
and it's resisted just as hard.
July 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
other thing that gets me about DC and the tipped minimum wage increase always being resisted is: it is not radical, at all. it is exactly the kind of incremental, measured change, not pushing too hard or asking for too much, that everyone says lefties need to adopt.
and it's resisted just as hard.
and it's resisted just as hard.
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carving a gravestone that says Hard R IP
July 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
carving a gravestone that says Hard R IP
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Before we begin, I'd like to state that ALL nude McGregor photos were viewed for educational purposes only, and I did NOT cum.
No MMA media is even touching his Conor McGregor leaked nudes story because they're all waiting for the instant analysis from @nakedgambling.bsky.social.
July 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Before we begin, I'd like to state that ALL nude McGregor photos were viewed for educational purposes only, and I did NOT cum.
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lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
July 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."
There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
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to me, chatbots are the 21st century version of magnetic poetry, in that they seem to amuse the people who play with them in some fashion but I have yet to see any products of them that I didn’t regret and fundamentally resent having to read
July 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
to me, chatbots are the 21st century version of magnetic poetry, in that they seem to amuse the people who play with them in some fashion but I have yet to see any products of them that I didn’t regret and fundamentally resent having to read
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The highest-grossing animated movie of all time will get an English-language release via A24.
Chinese blockbuster Ne Zha 2 will get a Michelle Yeoh-led English dub
Chinese blockbuster Ne Zha 2 will get a Michelle Yeoh-led English dub
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July 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The highest-grossing animated movie of all time will get an English-language release via A24.
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getting in before the rush with "If Bluesky is to succeed, it needs its own racist chatbot"
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
getting in before the rush with "If Bluesky is to succeed, it needs its own racist chatbot"
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Hi, former Metro driver here. If you make homeless and mental services Not Suck, you reduce incidents on the buses and trains because then these people have somewhere beneficial to go.
If you keep shoving them out of every other space, public transit is their default home.
If you keep shoving them out of every other space, public transit is their default home.
July 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hi, former Metro driver here. If you make homeless and mental services Not Suck, you reduce incidents on the buses and trains because then these people have somewhere beneficial to go.
If you keep shoving them out of every other space, public transit is their default home.
If you keep shoving them out of every other space, public transit is their default home.
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(sticking my broken dick in and out of my stacks of money while my robot wife gives me the gist of various books such as Lolita and Mein Kampf) i am politically homeless
July 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
(sticking my broken dick in and out of my stacks of money while my robot wife gives me the gist of various books such as Lolita and Mein Kampf) i am politically homeless
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Very excited to announce that I am running for Congress with Elon Musk's new America Party!! Our top two priorities are renaming the Department of Defense into the DeFARTment of DeFARTS 🤣 and making it legal to for employers to put workers in a small cage if they ask for maternity leave #VOTE
July 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Very excited to announce that I am running for Congress with Elon Musk's new America Party!! Our top two priorities are renaming the Department of Defense into the DeFARTment of DeFARTS 🤣 and making it legal to for employers to put workers in a small cage if they ask for maternity leave #VOTE
“Over here reinventing Jim Crow and whatnot” - @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
they had to go with “america party” over the more natural sounding “american party” because the american party already existed and they ran george wallace for president in 1968
July 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Over here reinventing Jim Crow and whatnot” - @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
My child is so advanced she knows not to admit she puts Q tips in her ear canal.
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My child is so advanced she knows not to admit she puts Q tips in her ear canal.