Meatba'al
@vance.bsky.social
Writer/Irish-born American dumbass. Working (very slowly) on a reference book about the 3DO. Voted funniest man on the northbound Metro Blue Line.
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Meatba'al
@vance.bsky.social
· Oct 16
BBC announcer voice: At 6pm we'll be showing Sex Secrets of the Druids, and at 8 it's the entire panel at QI talking about Brexit and randomly pointing a loaded revolver at each other.
I feel like the cumulative mental damage created by uncontrolled marketing -itself an act of mass manipulation of public behavior- is something that we can't unprogram and has to die out generationally.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I feel like the cumulative mental damage created by uncontrolled marketing -itself an act of mass manipulation of public behavior- is something that we can't unprogram and has to die out generationally.
This guy feels less like a person and more like the avatar for sucky bullshit. A vaporous concept, the genius loci in the simulation that sees how much shit you'll put up with before you realize what's going on and find the exit.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This guy feels less like a person and more like the avatar for sucky bullshit. A vaporous concept, the genius loci in the simulation that sees how much shit you'll put up with before you realize what's going on and find the exit.
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Last call - we are only short on N64, GBA, and MD/Genesis.
I just want to put this out into the universe.
If you are a homebrew developer of a GB, GBC, GBA, NES, SMS, MD/Genesis, N64, or PS1 game with a free version or a free demo of you game, I’d love to ship it with SuperStation as a physical or digital demo disk.
If you are a homebrew developer of a GB, GBC, GBA, NES, SMS, MD/Genesis, N64, or PS1 game with a free version or a free demo of you game, I’d love to ship it with SuperStation as a physical or digital demo disk.
This is a very impressive PS1 game by @eliasdaler.bsky.social running on SuperStation.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Last call - we are only short on N64, GBA, and MD/Genesis.
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
Phenomenal use of sound in this movie
a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a building .
ALT: a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Phenomenal use of sound in this movie
ME: Why don't I have any damn room in my office?
Oh. Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ME: Why don't I have any damn room in my office?
Oh. Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
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Graph pervert: "You are wealthier than anyone ever has been"
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Graph pervert: "You are wealthier than anyone ever has been"
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
Elon asked Grok to post a rebuttal to his account but clearly he had such a ketamine slur that the AI picked up the words "boring" and "un-scathing" as descriptors.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Elon asked Grok to post a rebuttal to his account but clearly he had such a ketamine slur that the AI picked up the words "boring" and "un-scathing" as descriptors.
Filthy cosplay about to become canon.
"Roger Rabbit" copyright reverts to creator Gary K. Wolf.
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Filthy cosplay about to become canon.
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it's comin up
it's comin up
it's comin up 🎵
it's comin up
it's comin up 🎵
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it's comin up
it's comin up
it's comin up 🎵
it's comin up
it's comin up 🎵
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why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo
August 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo
I loathe and love this cat. Her name is Paprika and she's on drugs!
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I loathe and love this cat. Her name is Paprika and she's on drugs!
Bobcat Goldthwait was asked by TMZ about a potential remake of Police Academy and he said that he felt it was the wrong time for a movie about a bunch of wacky cops, but also said they should make it a comedy this time, like the 21 Jump Street movie.
MY WIFE HAS THE ROOKIE ON AND I SWEAR TO GOD I CANNOT RECKON WITH THE FACT THAT THE COPS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE "GOOD GUYS".
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bobcat Goldthwait was asked by TMZ about a potential remake of Police Academy and he said that he felt it was the wrong time for a movie about a bunch of wacky cops, but also said they should make it a comedy this time, like the 21 Jump Street movie.
I feel attacked.
Show: Moomin
Language: English
Country: United Kingdom
Language: English
Country: United Kingdom
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I feel attacked.
Guys, collect mp3s. And CDs. And vinyl. Trust me, it'll change your life.
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Guys, collect mp3s. And CDs. And vinyl. Trust me, it'll change your life.
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To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
Tesla shareholders approve $878 billion pay plan for Elon Musk
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
reut.rs
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.
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finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
Whatcha reading there, little fella
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Whatcha reading there, little fella
Reject modernity etc etc
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reject modernity etc etc
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
Every time I hear Dragula I involuntarily think about some mid-range SNL sketch my traitorous brain created where Rob Zombie is at a garden party trying to share his deep, meaningful poem and the other guests are increasingly whipping themselves into a lather as they turn it into the existing song
There’s no description of the Dragula given in the song Dragula so it’s entirely possible that it’s just a normal sedan with a funny name
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Every time I hear Dragula I involuntarily think about some mid-range SNL sketch my traitorous brain created where Rob Zombie is at a garden party trying to share his deep, meaningful poem and the other guests are increasingly whipping themselves into a lather as they turn it into the existing song
Oh good, a bunch of incels are basically going to cyber with Tad from accounts.
xAI Employees Were Reportedly Compelled to Give Biometric Data to Train Anime Girlfriend
What's the opposite of a work perk?
gizmodo.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh good, a bunch of incels are basically going to cyber with Tad from accounts.
It's got the testicular feel and shape of bait, but I've played modern games that do most of the work for you and this could be a genuine take.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's got the testicular feel and shape of bait, but I've played modern games that do most of the work for you and this could be a genuine take.
Wow, Premium, the really expensive membership. This makes the Portal about .00004% less butt.
At least it's not just a handheld that gets useless the moment it's out of home WiFi range, now.
At least it's not just a handheld that gets useless the moment it's out of home WiFi range, now.
Cloud Streaming officially arrives on PlayStation Portal today.
PS Plus Premium members can now stream select digital PS5 games in their library, in addition to hundreds of compatible games from the Game Catalog and Classics Catalog: play.st/4hShAmg
PS Plus Premium members can now stream select digital PS5 games in their library, in addition to hundreds of compatible games from the Game Catalog and Classics Catalog: play.st/4hShAmg
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Wow, Premium, the really expensive membership. This makes the Portal about .00004% less butt.
At least it's not just a handheld that gets useless the moment it's out of home WiFi range, now.
At least it's not just a handheld that gets useless the moment it's out of home WiFi range, now.