Meatba'al
@vance.bsky.social
Writer/Irish-born American dumbass. Working (very slowly) on a reference book about the 3DO. Voted funniest man on the northbound Metro Blue Line.
The fuck do you have to do to get kicked off of nextdoor?
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fuck do you have to do to get kicked off of nextdoor?
Hear me out; we think about the janitorial endeavors of the staff and throw in a Silent Hill floor while we're at it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hear me out; we think about the janitorial endeavors of the staff and throw in a Silent Hill floor while we're at it.
Do not forget the dual striped server that provides data redundancy in case one of them fails.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Do not forget the dual striped server that provides data redundancy in case one of them fails.
ME: Why don't I have any damn room in my office?
Oh. Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ME: Why don't I have any damn room in my office?
Oh. Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
I loathe and love this cat. Her name is Paprika and she's on drugs!
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I loathe and love this cat. Her name is Paprika and she's on drugs!
Whatcha reading there, little fella
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Whatcha reading there, little fella
Reject modernity etc etc
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reject modernity etc etc
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
And honestly, I'm kind of baffled that people care that much about another GTA game. I do get the appeal of the bang bang dick joke game but to make such a cultural moment out of it even as the company destroys lives is a great example of our human zoo.
Here's @newkillerstar.bsky.social making me think 50 Cent was dead.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Here's @newkillerstar.bsky.social making me think 50 Cent was dead.
This kind of looks AI generated to me but no, it's the neighbor's cat demanding to know why my stupid human fingers weren't attached to her ears.
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This kind of looks AI generated to me but no, it's the neighbor's cat demanding to know why my stupid human fingers weren't attached to her ears.
To be fair, car engines still basically look like this to me.
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
To be fair, car engines still basically look like this to me.
People like to diss this game and it's not great, but it's main crime was making the brain expect Mortal Kombat when they were trying to be closer to Street Fighter.
You want an ass-shaped cake of a fighting game on the 3DO, you play Shadow: War of Succession.
You want an ass-shaped cake of a fighting game on the 3DO, you play Shadow: War of Succession.
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
People like to diss this game and it's not great, but it's main crime was making the brain expect Mortal Kombat when they were trying to be closer to Street Fighter.
You want an ass-shaped cake of a fighting game on the 3DO, you play Shadow: War of Succession.
You want an ass-shaped cake of a fighting game on the 3DO, you play Shadow: War of Succession.
Catching a screening of Nosferatu (1922) with a live band. Wasn't expecting this kind of turnout. I've been assuming I might rent this place for b movie night and they're making me think this is the right choice.
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Catching a screening of Nosferatu (1922) with a live band. Wasn't expecting this kind of turnout. I've been assuming I might rent this place for b movie night and they're making me think this is the right choice.
I have found the Woke Content Detector list and I want to get all the people who need this into a single room to let science study them
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have found the Woke Content Detector list and I want to get all the people who need this into a single room to let science study them
My dog is making Winnie the Pooh sounds while he attempts to... uh... Do Things with the cat.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My dog is making Winnie the Pooh sounds while he attempts to... uh... Do Things with the cat.
Pop and fizz. Homemade limeade.
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Pop and fizz. Homemade limeade.
Volume on because the homemade soda is fertile this morning
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Volume on because the homemade soda is fertile this morning
This show was corny but awesome. Took on domestic abuse and the absurdity of gay conversion therapy (remember when that was having a moment?)
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This show was corny but awesome. Took on domestic abuse and the absurdity of gay conversion therapy (remember when that was having a moment?)