Jake Vose
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Jake Vose
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Master generalist tech consultant
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Hi all! I've been a full stack dev since Java 1.0 and thrive on picking up new skills. I'm currently building elegant IaC in Terraform on Azure and loving it. Looking to connect with other tech folks and game aficionados. hmu!
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mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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sharkira, shakira: thread
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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PickItUpPickItUpPickItUpPickItUp!
September 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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My grandparents had a party line, cars took leaded gas, and my first computer was an Atari 400 with Pac-Man and Space Invaders (and a totally sick membrane keyboard)
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Young me would cheerfully fill your tank, wash your windows, and check the air pressure in your tires.
"Have a nice day." 😁
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I know who killed Laura Palmer
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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sometimes I forget to listen to music, and end up sitting in silence for hours before I remember
July 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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ME: i hope this email finds you good

BOSS: well

ME: well what

BOSS: well did the email find them good
July 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Still confused why this formerly-Python official utility needed to switch to Rust as a dependency just to use EFS. github.com/aws/efs-util...
AWS documentation doesn't mention need to install rust/cargo · Issue #204 · aws/efs-utils
Hello, I was following the instructions here to install the package: https://docs.aws.amazon.com/efs/latest/ug/installing-amazon-efs-utils.html However at some I was getting the error about cargo n...
github.com
July 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Caesar: *gets stabbed* "Et tu, Brutus?"

Brutus: "eT tU, bRuTuS???"
If this etching of Brutus is accurate, I'm surprised Caesar didn't see it coming
June 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
why call it Grok if it only comprehends 4chan?
May 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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characters in the wrong movie: thread
May 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I prefer to see the glass as 3/4 sand
April 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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At a friend’s house the other day my kids looked dead into my eyes and mouthed: steak overcooked.
March 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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This is just a test.
There is no emergency.
It’s only a test.

(A haiku of the Emergency Broadcast System)
March 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Maybe the real chicken butts were the ones we guessed what along the way
March 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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when you are longing for an old vampire movie the feeling is called nosferalgia
March 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When you’re writing doc strings, Claude 3.5 is like a relative at the dinner table trying to finish your sentences — but the chat is *incredibly* effective at writing `jq` manipulations.
March 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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(speaking into a flashlight) and you couldn't even skip the tv show intro
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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my dj name is Noiseferatu and boy do i suck
March 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Some choose to live by Inbox Zero. I choose violence.
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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pagliacci speaking. what? no sorry i cant book a show that night, i have a doctors appointment
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
mood
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM