Graymalkin
@jackalopecat.bsky.social
It/its
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Cat; failure.
Banner from Longshot #3 (1985), written Ann Nocenti, pencils Arthur Adams.
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Cat; failure.
Banner from Longshot #3 (1985), written Ann Nocenti, pencils Arthur Adams.
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A list of things I *don't* yearn for would probably take less time
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A list of things I *don't* yearn for would probably take less time
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Imagine if we explained to Trump that you’re never more than 30 feet from a soda machine in Japan. It’d be like Eisenhower and the Autobahn.
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Imagine if we explained to Trump that you’re never more than 30 feet from a soda machine in Japan. It’d be like Eisenhower and the Autobahn.
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American fascism is hilarious; it’s politics as aesthetics, but the aesthetics are ass.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
American fascism is hilarious; it’s politics as aesthetics, but the aesthetics are ass.
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Journalist's Sacred Duty...
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Journalist's Sacred Duty...
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We may have listeners who are not lesbians but I have never seen any evidence of this
yes i’m a man hating lesbian YES my favorite podcast of all time is two white dudes snarking for hours @notalawyer.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We may have listeners who are not lesbians but I have never seen any evidence of this
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30-day books-by-women challenge! Choose 30 books, one per day, no particular order, that you’ve read that were written by women
Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social), TOO LIKE THE LIGHTNING
(Terra Ignota Seriees)
#booksky #bookchallenge #readingwomen
5/30
Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social), TOO LIKE THE LIGHTNING
(Terra Ignota Seriees)
#booksky #bookchallenge #readingwomen
5/30
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
30-day books-by-women challenge! Choose 30 books, one per day, no particular order, that you’ve read that were written by women
Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social), TOO LIKE THE LIGHTNING
(Terra Ignota Seriees)
#booksky #bookchallenge #readingwomen
5/30
Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social), TOO LIKE THE LIGHTNING
(Terra Ignota Seriees)
#booksky #bookchallenge #readingwomen
5/30
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Existing disability services are deeply underfunded, aggressively audited, means-tested constantly, and can be labyrinthine to even access or maintain without assistance. As someone who spent two decades as a cog in that system, concerns about fraud are overblown compared to the real existing need.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Existing disability services are deeply underfunded, aggressively audited, means-tested constantly, and can be labyrinthine to even access or maintain without assistance. As someone who spent two decades as a cog in that system, concerns about fraud are overblown compared to the real existing need.
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Everyone knows the "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" -> Blade Runner one, but "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" -> Total Recall is another funny one.
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Everyone knows the "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" -> Blade Runner one, but "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" -> Total Recall is another funny one.
Pennywise the Clown asking if you've tried restarting the computer is this anything
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pennywise the Clown asking if you've tried restarting the computer is this anything
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Folks, you love her, you treasure her. Don't you want to see her with mondo gazongas? Give her 15k and make it happen!
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Folks, you love her, you treasure her. Don't you want to see her with mondo gazongas? Give her 15k and make it happen!
Fr the last thirty minutes of star trek five is some of the best star trek
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Fr the last thirty minutes of star trek five is some of the best star trek
Used Cars
Name a film with a car chase
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Used Cars
Aliens: Resurrection has
A) Ron Perlman
B) one of the all time great body horror scenes
A) Ron Perlman
B) one of the all time great body horror scenes
Defend a terrible film by picking something from it that saves it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Aliens: Resurrection has
A) Ron Perlman
B) one of the all time great body horror scenes
A) Ron Perlman
B) one of the all time great body horror scenes
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the year is 2026. the disney-nvidia merger has been approved. erika kirk is the new head of cbs news. bill kristol is extolling the necessity of a vanguard party and permanent revolution
Is it possible that there are now issues where I am to the right of Bill Kristol??
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the year is 2026. the disney-nvidia merger has been approved. erika kirk is the new head of cbs news. bill kristol is extolling the necessity of a vanguard party and permanent revolution
Coat bath
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Coat bath
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
Getting extremely happy I watched Angel last night and then remembering I watched 30 rock right after
I might be more fuckrd the last TV I watched was the more cowbell sketch
I’m fucked
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Getting extremely happy I watched Angel last night and then remembering I watched 30 rock right after
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My first act as Minister for Education will be to offer education to oblivious lesbians so they know when they are being flirted with. Education is so important. And I believe the lezzers are our future.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My first act as Minister for Education will be to offer education to oblivious lesbians so they know when they are being flirted with. Education is so important. And I believe the lezzers are our future.
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remember the reason for the season
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
remember the reason for the season
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God grant me the serenity to be sexually aroused by the things I cannot change
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
God grant me the serenity to be sexually aroused by the things I cannot change
Jeffrey Combs
Name your fav character actor/actress.
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jeffrey Combs
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*nodding safely*
Free Use Snuffbait Eminem
Free Use Snuffbait Eminem
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*nodding safely*
Free Use Snuffbait Eminem
Free Use Snuffbait Eminem