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Levi
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Deleting my twitter life with a program called Cyd. Been a long time coming.

Fun watching 15 years of tweets flash up on the screen, a whole history there.

But I don't need my life history stored in a horrible place.
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Alan McLeod:

Last night's attack on Venezuela fits into a long history of brazen US interventions in Latin America and the world.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Why Venezuela?

Oil.

Why now?

The affordability crisis, the end of the fracking revolution, and the threat of Chinese energy independence.

graceblakeley.substack.com/p/why-venezu...
Why Venezuela? Why Now?
Trump might have more in common with Maduro than he thought.
graceblakeley.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now https://theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-would-never-make-the-cut-now/
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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RIP :(
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
September 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
June 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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SON: [runs in screaming]There’s a snail in my trouser pocket. Get it out. Get it out!!

ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.

WIFE: You're a terrible father
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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And today it's the turn of The Times to try and patronise us all.

Every single day the right wing establishment tries to close ranks.

And every day we are growing.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Not nearly enough people are saying “The Palestinians were right all along. We are so sorry.”
August 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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They've lost the 9yos
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.

Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.

This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Tell me something that brought you joy this week.

Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
August 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM