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Part 2 in a series on the occult grammar of communication: Allistic Communication
blog.izs.me/2025/11/ogc-...
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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Epstein seems to have been the Forest Gump of sex crimes
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Looks like the ol' fashy ten dot com still has a few good posts getting made now and again.

@anariablooms.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The nice thing about being autigender and specifying my pronouns as "he/whatever" is that you literally cannot get it wrong and any choice makes me happy. Mess up and assume I'm cis male? All good, conventional, totally great. Use they/them? Very respectful, thank you. She/her? Delightful, love it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The fact that they even needed to write this memo is telling
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Update to this! I now work at @sentry.io. Everyone seems to be extremely excited to have me on the team, which is incredibly intimidating, because they're all super smart and friendly and the product is fascinating.
Big news! I'm available for hire! If you have JavaScript/TypeScript you want written, and you have budget for an ambitious and highly skilled practitioner with over 20 years of experience doing that, including leading teams, communities, and execs, hit me up.
izs.me
(RT please)
Isaac Z. Schlueter
izs.me
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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The whole internet loves Jeans Eagle, a lovely blonde eagle that wears jeans! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the eagle is racist.
August 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Computer science is more like literature than it is like math.

Philosophy is more like math than it is like literature.
September 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I ride a bike as my primary vehicle, which means I have lots of bike-car interactions. People park in the bike lane, get enraged at me taking a lane when needed, drive too close, honk right next to me, etc. I'm often loud and rude, because my life depends on it. (This is also about autism) 🧵
September 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Okay folks, it's time: I'm hiring!

Looking for 5(!) developer relations engineers across the world! Our company is remote-first but this role involves in-person appearances at events so although you don't need to work in a specific office we are focusing our search in specific metro areas:
Developer Relations Engineer
San Francisco, CA
job-boards.greenhouse.io
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I think this whole framework is fascinating and I really hope some people in my "fancy words" side of the internet will read it and share thoughts.
Part 2 in a series on the occult grammar of communication: Allistic Communication
blog.izs.me/2025/11/ogc-...
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Part 2 in a series on the occult grammar of communication: Allistic Communication
blog.izs.me/2025/11/ogc-...
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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All of this is confirming my belief that Republicans never learn from a loss and Democrats never learn from a win
“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I have personally ruined several workplaces. Though, note: I do have girl parts but my gender is halva.
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The thing this always reminds me of is the apocryphal stories of, like, a cargo cult or somesuch hearing a radio for the first time and thinking there must be a tiny man trapped inside.
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Happy Samhain!

Today at 8:05 us/pacific (2025-11-07T04:05Z), we cross the 45˚ position in our elliptical orbit around the sun.
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Tinder CEO: Listen, dating is tough. We all know how disgusting and unpleasant sex is, and emotional connections? Ew. Just nasty. Finally with the magic of AI we can automate that tedium away.
May 11, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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I was visited in the night by a ghostly spectre, bound in chains, who spoke to me of the terrible fate that would await me if I didn't change my ways. I can't remember what it said exactly because I was confused about the chains. Like what function do the chains serve
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM